FFS the English know their country is so shiiit that they are worried that the only people that want to go there are going to try and bomb it.
TBF if I was English, I'd be pretty suspicious as to why anyone would want to go there.
England:
"Hmm they must really hate us if they are willing to travel across Europe and then risk their lives sailing across the channel in an ice cream box, just to try and bomb us. Oh well that seems more like a them thing, not anything we have done".
Scotland: "you're priiiiicks!!"
England: "Again I think that's more of a them thing"
France: "F**CKK YOUU"
England: "Godddd everyone seems to have some sort of issue with us, they all need to work on themselves"
comment by Amadou Bakayoko (U1734)
posted about 3 hours ago
It is weird that England wants to hold on to Scotland so badly. We must be amazing. I guess for centuries the English have been building retreats here, especially royals, to escape the hellhole of England. The queen even requested that she died here instead of in England.
If you fancy us that much just tell us, but your desperate attempts at trying to get us to stay with you are a bit pathetic.
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Just accept your position as England's allotment...somewhere to get away from the hustle and bustle, grow some barley, make some home brew, and pick the best of what's on offer, before heading back to civilisation.
comment by Devonshirespur (U6316)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Amadou Bakayoko (U1734)
posted about 3 hours ago
It is weird that England wants to hold on to Scotland so badly. We must be amazing. I guess for centuries the English have been building retreats here, especially royals, to escape the hellhole of England. The queen even requested that she died here instead of in England.
If you fancy us that much just tell us, but your desperate attempts at trying to get us to stay with you are a bit pathetic.
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Just accept your position as England's allotment...somewhere to get away from the hustle and bustle, grow some barley, make some home brew, and pick the best of what's on offer, before heading back to civilisation.
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aka somewhere you to go to forget how $hite your life back home is.
Cheers for the insight
That's League A Scotland.
As opposed to League Bottlers England
comment by Devonshirespur (U6316)
posted about an hour ago
comment by Amadou Bakayoko (U1734)
posted about 3 hours ago
It is weird that England wants to hold on to Scotland so badly. We must be amazing. I guess for centuries the English have been building retreats here, especially royals, to escape the hellhole of England. The queen even requested that she died here instead of in England.
If you fancy us that much just tell us, but your desperate attempts at trying to get us to stay with you are a bit pathetic.
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Just accept your position as England's allotment...somewhere to get away from the hustle and bustle, grow some barley, make some home brew, and pick the best of what's on offer, before heading back to civilisation.
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Civilisation - Bunch of hoody cants mugging and robbing any fecker that walks the street.
These poor English peasants will enjoy todays game watching a Scottish TV, eating a Scottish Tikka Masala and getting refreshment from a Scottish refrigerator while probably texting on Scottish phones and probably taking a shat half way through and being able to flush the lav thanks again to Scotland and when feeling sick and having a headache at being trounced they will pop some pills thanks again to, yep, Scotland.
Did England invent anything ffs!!!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_inventions_and_discoveries
They invented toryness
bloody english
comment by Cinciwolf----Old Trafford record attendance...... (U11551)
posted 41 seconds ago
These poor English peasants will enjoy todays game watching a Scottish TV, eating a Scottish Tikka Masala and getting refreshment from a Scottish refrigerator while probably texting on Scottish phones and probably taking a shat half way through and being able to flush the lav thanks again to Scotland and when feeling sick and having a headache at being trounced they will pop some pills thanks again to, yep, Scotland.
Did England invent anything ffs!!!!
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Morris Dancing which is something to be proud of
comment by Taki Minamino (U20650)
posted less than a minute ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_inventions_and_discoveries
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So no then.
#peasants
You can fully see why they are so desperate for Scotland to remain.
England didn't invent anything they went all across the world stealing from actual cultures.
comment by Pun 🥇 (U21588)
posted about a minute ago
England didn't invent anything they went all across the world stealing from actual cultures.
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Quite often over here
They didn't even invent the bottle, which is quite remarkable given they are THE biggest bottlers in international football.
Gonna google who invented the choke. Would think that will be English
comment by Cinciwolf----Old Trafford record attendance.....WOLVES V GRIMSBY. .......lolz (U11551)
posted 4 seconds ago
They didn't even invent the bottle, which is quite remarkable given they are THE biggest bottlers in international football.
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No they r not
They r just not quite good enuff
England has nice things as well though we need to remember like crapper hills than Scotland, crapper beaches than Scotland, crapper historic cities than Scotland, crapper islands, crapper golf courses, crapper football stadiums, crapper tennis players, crapper water, crapper air, crapper natural resources in general.
It is all relative. They are still good things, for you. Just for us they are a bit crap cos everything we have is so much better. But if you don't know any better then you can be happy, I guess.
Englands cities n road n water system was built 4 em by the romans.
They wud still b living in mud huts woth roar sewidge flowing thru streets
comment by Amadou Bakayoko (U1734)
posted 4 minutes ago
England has nice things as well though we need to remember like crapper hills than Scotland, crapper beaches than Scotland, crapper historic cities than Scotland, crapper islands, crapper golf courses, crapper football stadiums, crapper tennis players, crapper water, crapper air, crapper natural resources in general.
It is all relative. They are still good things, for you. Just for us they are a bit crap cos everything we have is so much better. But if you don't know any better then you can be happy, I guess.
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Scotlands Heroine is better apparently
comment by Bake 'em away toys (U7303)
posted about a minute ago
comment by Amadou Bakayoko (U1734)
posted 4 minutes ago
England has nice things as well though we need to remember like crapper hills than Scotland, crapper beaches than Scotland, crapper historic cities than Scotland, crapper islands, crapper golf courses, crapper football stadiums, crapper tennis players, crapper water, crapper air, crapper natural resources in general.
It is all relative. They are still good things, for you. Just for us they are a bit crap cos everything we have is so much better. But if you don't know any better then you can be happy, I guess.
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Scotlands Heroine is better apparently
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Flora McDonald >>>>>>> Karen at Tesco
comment by Bake 'em away toys (U7303)
posted 8 seconds ago
comment by Amadou Bakayoko (U1734)
posted 4 minutes ago
England has nice things as well though we need to remember like crapper hills than Scotland, crapper beaches than Scotland, crapper historic cities than Scotland, crapper islands, crapper golf courses, crapper football stadiums, crapper tennis players, crapper water, crapper air, crapper natural resources in general.
It is all relative. They are still good things, for you. Just for us they are a bit crap cos everything we have is so much better. But if you don't know any better then you can be happy, I guess.
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Scotlands Heroine is better apparently
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na famous women isnt something were that well known for up here tbf..
unlike yourselves... where the womens team is better than then mens
comment by #4zA Napul3 (U22472)
posted 6 minutes ago
Englands cities n road n water system was built 4 em by the romans.
They wud still b living in mud huts woth roar sewidge flowing thru streets
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They came and burnt our houses down because they were jealous
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posted on 12/9/23
FFS the English know their country is so shiiit that they are worried that the only people that want to go there are going to try and bomb it.
TBF if I was English, I'd be pretty suspicious as to why anyone would want to go there.
posted on 12/9/23
posted on 12/9/23
England:
"Hmm they must really hate us if they are willing to travel across Europe and then risk their lives sailing across the channel in an ice cream box, just to try and bomb us. Oh well that seems more like a them thing, not anything we have done".
Scotland: "you're priiiiicks!!"
England: "Again I think that's more of a them thing"
France: "F**CKK YOUU"
England: "Godddd everyone seems to have some sort of issue with us, they all need to work on themselves"
posted on 12/9/23
comment by Amadou Bakayoko (U1734)
posted about 3 hours ago
It is weird that England wants to hold on to Scotland so badly. We must be amazing. I guess for centuries the English have been building retreats here, especially royals, to escape the hellhole of England. The queen even requested that she died here instead of in England.
If you fancy us that much just tell us, but your desperate attempts at trying to get us to stay with you are a bit pathetic.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Just accept your position as England's allotment...somewhere to get away from the hustle and bustle, grow some barley, make some home brew, and pick the best of what's on offer, before heading back to civilisation.
posted on 12/9/23
comment by Devonshirespur (U6316)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Amadou Bakayoko (U1734)
posted about 3 hours ago
It is weird that England wants to hold on to Scotland so badly. We must be amazing. I guess for centuries the English have been building retreats here, especially royals, to escape the hellhole of England. The queen even requested that she died here instead of in England.
If you fancy us that much just tell us, but your desperate attempts at trying to get us to stay with you are a bit pathetic.
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Just accept your position as England's allotment...somewhere to get away from the hustle and bustle, grow some barley, make some home brew, and pick the best of what's on offer, before heading back to civilisation.
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aka somewhere you to go to forget how $hite your life back home is.
Cheers for the insight
posted on 12/9/23
That's League A Scotland.
As opposed to League Bottlers England
posted on 12/9/23
comment by Devonshirespur (U6316)
posted about an hour ago
comment by Amadou Bakayoko (U1734)
posted about 3 hours ago
It is weird that England wants to hold on to Scotland so badly. We must be amazing. I guess for centuries the English have been building retreats here, especially royals, to escape the hellhole of England. The queen even requested that she died here instead of in England.
If you fancy us that much just tell us, but your desperate attempts at trying to get us to stay with you are a bit pathetic.
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Just accept your position as England's allotment...somewhere to get away from the hustle and bustle, grow some barley, make some home brew, and pick the best of what's on offer, before heading back to civilisation.
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Civilisation - Bunch of hoody cants mugging and robbing any fecker that walks the street.
posted on 12/9/23
These poor English peasants will enjoy todays game watching a Scottish TV, eating a Scottish Tikka Masala and getting refreshment from a Scottish refrigerator while probably texting on Scottish phones and probably taking a shat half way through and being able to flush the lav thanks again to Scotland and when feeling sick and having a headache at being trounced they will pop some pills thanks again to, yep, Scotland.
Did England invent anything ffs!!!!
posted on 12/9/23
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_inventions_and_discoveries
posted on 12/9/23
They invented toryness
bloody english
posted on 12/9/23
comment by Cinciwolf----Old Trafford record attendance...... (U11551)
posted 41 seconds ago
These poor English peasants will enjoy todays game watching a Scottish TV, eating a Scottish Tikka Masala and getting refreshment from a Scottish refrigerator while probably texting on Scottish phones and probably taking a shat half way through and being able to flush the lav thanks again to Scotland and when feeling sick and having a headache at being trounced they will pop some pills thanks again to, yep, Scotland.
Did England invent anything ffs!!!!
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Morris Dancing which is something to be proud of
posted on 12/9/23
comment by Taki Minamino (U20650)
posted less than a minute ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_inventions_and_discoveries
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So no then.
#peasants
posted on 12/9/23
You can fully see why they are so desperate for Scotland to remain.
posted on 12/9/23
England didn't invent anything they went all across the world stealing from actual cultures.
posted on 12/9/23
comment by Pun 🥇 (U21588)
posted about a minute ago
England didn't invent anything they went all across the world stealing from actual cultures.
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Quite often over here
posted on 12/9/23
They didn't even invent the bottle, which is quite remarkable given they are THE biggest bottlers in international football.
posted on 12/9/23
Gonna google who invented the choke. Would think that will be English
posted on 12/9/23
comment by Cinciwolf----Old Trafford record attendance.....WOLVES V GRIMSBY. .......lolz (U11551)
posted 4 seconds ago
They didn't even invent the bottle, which is quite remarkable given they are THE biggest bottlers in international football.
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No they r not
They r just not quite good enuff
posted on 12/9/23
England has nice things as well though we need to remember like crapper hills than Scotland, crapper beaches than Scotland, crapper historic cities than Scotland, crapper islands, crapper golf courses, crapper football stadiums, crapper tennis players, crapper water, crapper air, crapper natural resources in general.
It is all relative. They are still good things, for you. Just for us they are a bit crap cos everything we have is so much better. But if you don't know any better then you can be happy, I guess.
posted on 12/9/23
Englands cities n road n water system was built 4 em by the romans.
They wud still b living in mud huts woth roar sewidge flowing thru streets
posted on 12/9/23
under the thumb
posted on 12/9/23
comment by Amadou Bakayoko (U1734)
posted 4 minutes ago
England has nice things as well though we need to remember like crapper hills than Scotland, crapper beaches than Scotland, crapper historic cities than Scotland, crapper islands, crapper golf courses, crapper football stadiums, crapper tennis players, crapper water, crapper air, crapper natural resources in general.
It is all relative. They are still good things, for you. Just for us they are a bit crap cos everything we have is so much better. But if you don't know any better then you can be happy, I guess.
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Scotlands Heroine is better apparently
posted on 12/9/23
comment by Bake 'em away toys (U7303)
posted about a minute ago
comment by Amadou Bakayoko (U1734)
posted 4 minutes ago
England has nice things as well though we need to remember like crapper hills than Scotland, crapper beaches than Scotland, crapper historic cities than Scotland, crapper islands, crapper golf courses, crapper football stadiums, crapper tennis players, crapper water, crapper air, crapper natural resources in general.
It is all relative. They are still good things, for you. Just for us they are a bit crap cos everything we have is so much better. But if you don't know any better then you can be happy, I guess.
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Scotlands Heroine is better apparently
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Flora McDonald >>>>>>> Karen at Tesco
posted on 12/9/23
comment by Bake 'em away toys (U7303)
posted 8 seconds ago
comment by Amadou Bakayoko (U1734)
posted 4 minutes ago
England has nice things as well though we need to remember like crapper hills than Scotland, crapper beaches than Scotland, crapper historic cities than Scotland, crapper islands, crapper golf courses, crapper football stadiums, crapper tennis players, crapper water, crapper air, crapper natural resources in general.
It is all relative. They are still good things, for you. Just for us they are a bit crap cos everything we have is so much better. But if you don't know any better then you can be happy, I guess.
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Scotlands Heroine is better apparently
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na famous women isnt something were that well known for up here tbf..
unlike yourselves... where the womens team is better than then mens
posted on 12/9/23
comment by #4zA Napul3 (U22472)
posted 6 minutes ago
Englands cities n road n water system was built 4 em by the romans.
They wud still b living in mud huts woth roar sewidge flowing thru streets
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They came and burnt our houses down because they were jealous
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