comment by John McGlashan (U1734)
posted 6 minutes ago
I have one ticket to the Dundee derby on Sunday. I got through on the website after waiting in the queue. My dad didn't get through the queue in time. Piff, what do I do? Do I give it to my dad?
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Imo? Aye bruv that would be a nice touch mate, that said it will be a top game and depends on your opinion mate

I fear for Dundee U's this weekend

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 7 minutes ago
Give it to the dug
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my dugs would simply recommend n on the pitch and chase the baw, maybe not the wee Frenchy as his legs have gone but the other two would get me thrown out

comment by Insufferable-Piffle (U4388)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 7 minutes ago
Give it to the dug
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my dugs would simply recommend n on the pitch and chase the baw, maybe not the wee Frenchy as his legs have gone but the other two would get me thrown out
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So they'd fit right in then

"recommend"? Aye, ok I'm drunk

Would put a bet on that wee ginger caaant Murray scoring

comment by Insufferable-Piffle (U4388)
posted less than a minute ago
"recommend"? Aye, ok I'm drunk
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Didn't even notice what does that say aboot yours truly lol

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted less than a minute ago
Would put a bet on that wee ginger caaant Murray scoring
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100% he is scoring

Yer

comment by John McGlashan (U1734)
posted 30 seconds ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted less than a minute ago
Would put a bet on that wee ginger caaant Murray scoring
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100% he is scoring
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Stick a tenner on it

WWBD?

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Insufferable-Piffle (U4388)
posted less than a minute ago
"recommend"? Aye, ok I'm drunk
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Didn't even notice what does that say aboot yours truly lol
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The Dundee derby is on sky sports main event at 1330 on Sunday. You have no choice other than to watch it. Best derby in world football. Never disappoints

comment by #4zA (U22472)
posted 8 minutes ago
WWBD?
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He'd score for Dundee U's

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by #4zA (U22472)
posted 8 minutes ago
WWBD?
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He'd score for Dundee U's
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Sorry, she.

She would.

I misgendered Bluey ffs

comment by John McGlashan (U1734)
posted 13 minutes ago
The Dundee derby is on sky sports main event at 1330 on Sunday. You have no choice other than to watch it. Best derby in world football. Never disappoints
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I'm playing snooker then, sorry pal.

Saka: Boss, can I have a couple of weeks' after the Euros?

Arteta: Quit whining and get in the pool.

https://x.com/TrollFootball/status/1819125453346779206?t=nad7pfRAiekinmOY0D22BQ&s=19

comment by Clockwork Red: Amrabats in the Belfry (U4892)
posted 2 minutes ago
Saka: Boss, can I have a couple of weeks' after the Euros?

Arteta: Quit whining and get in the pool.

https://x.com/TrollFootball/status/1819125453346779206?t=nad7pfRAiekinmOY0D22BQ&s=19
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FFS Archie Knox doing well to be there as well. Ben Foster and Patrick Clareburt also worthy of mentions

comment by John McGlashan (U1734)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red: Amrabats in the Belfry (U4892)
posted 2 minutes ago
Saka: Boss, can I have a couple of weeks' after the Euros?

Arteta: Quit whining and get in the pool.

https://x.com/TrollFootball/status/1819125453346779206?t=nad7pfRAiekinmOY0D22BQ&s=19
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FFS Archie Knox doing well to be there as well. Ben Foster and Patrick Clareburt also worthy of mentions
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If it's a final, I think that's Harry Kane in lane 3

comment by Jalisco Red (U4195)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by John McGlashan (U1734)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red: Amrabats in the Belfry (U4892)
posted 2 minutes ago
Saka: Boss, can I have a couple of weeks' after the Euros?

Arteta: Quit whining and get in the pool.

https://x.com/TrollFootball/status/1819125453346779206?t=nad7pfRAiekinmOY0D22BQ&s=19
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FFS Archie Knox doing well to be there as well. Ben Foster and Patrick Clareburt also worthy of mentions
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If it's a final, I think that's Harry Kane in lane 3
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Please stop doing my job for me please

comment by John McGlashan (U1734)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Jalisco Red (U4195)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by John McGlashan (U1734)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Clockwork Red: Amrabats in the Belfry (U4892)
posted 2 minutes ago
Saka: Boss, can I have a couple of weeks' after the Euros?

Arteta: Quit whining and get in the pool.

https://x.com/TrollFootball/status/1819125453346779206?t=nad7pfRAiekinmOY0D22BQ&s=19
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FFS Archie Knox doing well to be there as well. Ben Foster and Patrick Clareburt also worthy of mentions
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If it's a final, I think that's Harry Kane in lane 3
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Please stop doing my job for me please
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But I did it especially for you

It is sad to be losing Kane to be fair. Any suggestions for new irrational hate figure?

Rice

Yes, you could always muller rice

See? The jokes write themselves