These jokes are getting stale, mate

1989 - Tonight against Feyenoord, Manchester City failed to win a match in which they led by three goals for the first time in all competitions since May 1989 against Bournemouth in the second tier (3-3). Swift.

It gets better

Hmmm we seem to have run out of Feyenoord jokes for now. Just give it 15 minutes and they'll probably make a comeback though

https://x.com/AlternativeMUFC/status/1861529453643329804

No words needed lol

comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted 8 minutes ago
BBC:

Manchester City have conceded two or more goals in six successive matches in all competitions for the first time since May 1963 – during a season in which they were relegated from the top-flight.


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An omen?

1 - For the first time in what was the 942nd game of his managerial career, Pep Guardiola has seen his side fail to win a match after leading by three goals. Remarkable.

Bald has peaked

Hough did the Man Cs* do 2day?

comment by #4zA (U22472)
posted 2 minutes ago
Hough did the Man Cs* do 2day?
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3-0

comment by Keiran Keane (U1734)
posted 5 minutes ago
Hmmm we seem to have run out of Feyenoord jokes for now. Just give it 15 minutes and they'll probably make a comeback though
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Pep Guardiola: “It’s not necessary to say anything (to the players). They know perfectly”

Aye he’s done

comment by Pun #Pogues4Life (U21588)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Keiran Keane (U1734)
posted 5 minutes ago
Hmmm we seem to have run out of Feyenoord jokes for now. Just give it 15 minutes and they'll probably make a comeback though
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That's only 5 minutes. I should charge you for posting a reply too soon, but I'll give you a free one for now. Actually post another reply in 5 mins and I'll give you that free too. Fack it have three free in 15 mins.

It works better if you read it out loud

Acknowledged out loud

Beeb viewers' player ratings for a 3-3 draw

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/live/c5yr4wvgrwdt#ManchesterCity

More news to come out on ref David Coote...

comment by it'sonlyagame (U6426)
posted 2 minutes ago
Beeb viewers' player ratings for a 3-3 draw

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/live/c5yr4wvgrwdt#ManchesterCity


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comment by Barf Vader (U15867)
posted about a minute ago
More news to come out on ref David Coote...
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apparently about before a game discussing booking a player...

Comment by Ayu at 22:00
Ayu
22:00
"The other week i said Man City's defending was league two standard.

I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to all league two defenders" 🤣🤣

comment by Pun #Pogues4Life (U21588)
posted 3 minutes ago

Comment by Ayu at 22:00
Ayu
22:00
"The other week i said Man City's defending was league two standard.

I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to all league two defenders" 🤣🤣
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From John Brewin's mbm coverage in The Guardian:

"Pep also has a cut on his nose and some other blemishes on his face. Weirder and weirder."

Maybe city are just doing No Point November. People do lots of different things for charity

You should watch the highlights of the best league in the world tonight. 3 goals deep into stoppage time

comment by it'sonlyagame (U6426)
posted 7 minutes ago
From John Brewin's mbm coverage in The Guardian:

"Pep also has a cut on his nose and some other blemishes on his face. Weirder and weirder."

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Sheikh Mansour best him like one of his slaves.

*beat

comment by Keiran Keane (U1734)
posted 4 minutes ago
Maybe city are just doing No Point November. People do lots of different things for charity
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They spoilt it by getting a point in that case