comment by Thorgen son of Kloppin - Mjolnir... To me! (U1282)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 - the smartest person you know - Bronze medal khunt 2022 - Buy..Bellingham and another mid 20s Thiago type...lets just call him "frank" (U18109)
posted 1 hour, 22 minutes ago
comment by Harambe (U22339)
posted 17 minutes ago
I like to send female contact in my phone a dickpic and then swiftly follow up with a “oh my bad that wasn’t supposed to be for you” sms.
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Do they reply with “that’s okay, it’s so small I can’t tell what it is”?
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No, they reply with "Is that what that is? I thought it was a thumbs up meme".


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So you have seen Harambe’s nob and can confirm it is short and stubby

If she tells you that she loves you

comment by Striketeam7 - the smartest person you know - Bronze medal khunt 2022 - Buy..Bellingham and another mid 20s Thiago type...lets just call him "frank" (U18109)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Thorgen son of Kloppin - Mjolnir... To me! (U1282)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 - the smartest person you know - Bronze medal khunt 2022 - Buy..Bellingham and another mid 20s Thiago type...lets just call him "frank" (U18109)
posted 1 hour, 22 minutes ago
comment by Harambe (U22339)
posted 17 minutes ago
I like to send female contact in my phone a dickpic and then swiftly follow up with a “oh my bad that wasn’t supposed to be for you” sms.
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Do they reply with “that’s okay, it’s so small I can’t tell what it is”?
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No, they reply with "Is that what that is? I thought it was a thumbs up meme".


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So you have seen Harambe’s nob and can confirm it is short and stubby
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No, I only saw the reply.

comment by Thorgen son of Kloppin - Mjolnir... To me! (U1282)
posted 19 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 - the smartest person you know - Bronze medal khunt 2022 - Buy..Bellingham and another mid 20s Thiago type...lets just call him "frank" (U18109)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Thorgen son of Kloppin - Mjolnir... To me! (U1282)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 - the smartest person you know - Bronze medal khunt 2022 - Buy..Bellingham and another mid 20s Thiago type...lets just call him "frank" (U18109)
posted 1 hour, 22 minutes ago
comment by Harambe (U22339)
posted 17 minutes ago
I like to send female contact in my phone a dickpic and then swiftly follow up with a “oh my bad that wasn’t supposed to be for you” sms.
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Do they reply with “that’s okay, it’s so small I can’t tell what it is”?
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No, they reply with "Is that what that is? I thought it was a thumbs up meme".


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So you have seen Harambe’s nob and can confirm it is short and stubby
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No, I only saw the reply.
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Oh sorry, my mistake

She laughs when you take the p/ss out of her.

If she does, you’re pretty much in.

And if she gives back as good as she gets, it’s a cert.

comment by Harambe (U22339)
posted 2 hours, 46 minutes ago
comment by goadocwatson (U1016)
posted 2 minutes ago
There was an interesting observation many years ago from Desmond Morris who was a noted anthropologist. He said that if, in your presence, a woman repeatedly adjusts her upper clothing or touches her breast or neck area it is an unintentional sign that she is attracted to you. Look out for that. It works!
Always act like a gentleman and not a chav.
Say Hello and give them a pleasant smile but don't ogle.
It sounds like you are a young man with a particular lady in mind and it couldn't be a better time of year with St. Valentines Day just a few days away to make your feelings known.
Don't be shy or be afraid of her saying no. It might work out, if not you have lost nothing except the cost of a small bunch of flowers or a box of luxury chocolates and can move on. It must be worth at least £20 to try?
Be brave and good luck.
Keep us updated.
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Or pop down the exchange on a Saturday night and fingerblast a granny! Amirite?
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Ahhh the demise of fingering...

Did she swipe your face left or right whilst you were both standing at the bar?

When you come down in the morning and the bacon is on the grill

comment by Striketeam7 - the smartest person you know - Bronze medal khunt 2022 - Buy..Bellingham and another mid 20s Thiago type...lets just call him "frank" (U18109)
posted 1 day, 22 hours ago
One thing I’ve always found has worked with women is when I treat them like normal human beings, talk to them, listen to them, find common points of interest.

You would be amazed at how many people fall at this first hurdle
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This. You’d be amazed how far not subscribing to misogyny (on show in many of the comments in this thread) will get you.