Did they delay your operation then?

Were you expecting something different?

How did you realise? Did you wake up with a massive erection?

Must be that oxtail between your legs !

Tell me love isn't true
It's just something that we do
Tell me everything I'm not
But don't ever tell me to stop

Don't assume your gender OP. You could easily be a women. Simply refer to yourself as such and tadaaaaa you are now a women 😂

Of what species?

I woke up with a hand in my bed this morning so I schagged it

comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 31 seconds ago
I woke up with a hand in my bed this morning so I schagged it
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Severed or attached ?

OP, you probably weren’t identifying hard enough

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 46 minutes ago
How did you realise? Did you wake up with a massive erection?
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Very kind of you to include the word 'massive' in there

op, glad you woke up?

comment by T-SaliBAG (U11806)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 46 minutes ago
How did you realise? Did you wake up with a massive erection?
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Very kind of you to include the word 'massive' in there
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They're all massive compared to mine

At least you don't have erectile dispunction

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by T-SaliBAG (U11806)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 46 minutes ago
How did you realise? Did you wake up with a massive erection?
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Very kind of you to include the word 'massive' in there
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They're all massive compared to mine
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You could try a carrot

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by T-SaliBAG (U11806)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 46 minutes ago
How did you realise? Did you wake up with a massive erection?
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Very kind of you to include the word 'massive' in there
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They're all massive compared to mine
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Is there why you are called PUN short for PUNY?

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 hour, 7 minutes ago
How did you realise? Did you wake up with a massive erection?
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Miniscule

You spelt realize wrong



It’s real eyes

Good for you op. I woke up and I'm still an Apache Gunship.

It could have been worse. As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect.

So basically.......ob la dee ob la daaa life goes on !

My wife was born female, she identifies as female

But according to the box of a Sainsbury’s Taste the Difference Sticky Toffee pudding, she’s a family of four?

Did you remember to thank the Lord?

comment by hounslows-finest (U6180)
posted 1 hour, 4 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by T-SaliBAG (U11806)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 46 minutes ago
How did you realise? Did you wake up with a massive erection?
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Very kind of you to include the word 'massive' in there
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They're all massive compared to mine
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You could try a carrot
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Wrong end

comment by T-SaliBAG (U11806)
posted 1 hour, 8 minutes ago
At least you don't have erectile dispunction
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