Well we have a Koch, er, I mean cook, so if true we'll have a customer!..

All we need is a cafe and we'll be made!..

He's got legs like tree trunks.

If he can hit it like Tony Yeboah!..

Than all's good!..

Just have to be wary because look how excited we got about Rocca, Aaronson and Mckennie.


Also unrelated but very funny are the twitter comments about Farke being a ladies man and being caught in bed with Norwich players wives/girlfriends... hilarious 😂

comment by LufcGermany (U6066)
posted 13 minutes ago
If he can hit it like Tony Yeboah!..

Than all's good!..
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Thank heavens for goggle translate eh Germany?

comment by LufcGermany (U6066)
posted 1 hour ago
Well we have a Koch, er, I mean cook, so if true we'll have a customer!..

All we need is a cafe and we'll be made!..
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meant to put it here, try again

Thank heavens for goggle translate eh Germany?

google feck me.

Els, I read your first and thought, er, eh!.

Waiting for someone to say "he looks great on you tube"

comment by Macca: Emily Bronte's lovechild (U8194)
posted 2 hours, 6 minutes ago
Just have to be wary because look how excited we got about Rocca, Aaronson and Mckennie.


Also unrelated but very funny are the twitter comments about Farke being a ladies man and being caught in bed with Norwich players wives/girlfriends... hilarious 😂
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Ha, shades of Messrs Grayson and Cantona. Allegedly, of course!

comment by Yorkie_116 (U2965)
posted 1 hour, 9 minutes ago
Waiting for someone to say "he looks great on you tube"
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His quads look great on YouTube

I'm very exited. He looks very good on you tube.
oops, I mean looks great on you tube.

comment by Elsbels - El Jugador (U21658)
posted 17 hours, 53 minutes ago
comment by LufcGermany (U6066)
posted 1 hour ago
Well we have a Koch, er, I mean cook, so if true we'll have a customer!..

All we need is a cafe and we'll be made!..
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meant to put it here, try again

Thank heavens for goggle translate eh Germany?
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Is your German on a level with his English?

Anyone take a punt on Tom Cairney? Apparently hes available. 32 now though

comment by newWAYNEorder (U23010)
posted 2 hours, 5 minutes ago
comment by Elsbels - El Jugador (U21658)
posted 17 hours, 53 minutes ago
comment by LufcGermany (U6066)
posted 1 hour ago
Well we have a Koch, er, I mean cook, so if true we'll have a customer!..

All we need is a cafe and we'll be made!..
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meant to put it here, try again

Thank heavens for goggle translate eh Germany?
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Is your German on a level with his English?
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my google translate isn't even on the same level as his English.

Germany will correct me but my recollection is that though he lives in Germany he wasn't born there.

Just in case you wondered the implication was that I guessed but had to check, on "goggle" translate, that Koch translated as "Cook" and Kunde as "Customer". For you information Struijk is Dutch for bushy, we'd have been better off with a bush at left back.

comment by Elsbels - El Jugador (U21658)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by newWAYNEorder (U23010)
posted 2 hours, 5 minutes ago
comment by Elsbels - El Jugador (U21658)
posted 17 hours, 53 minutes ago
comment by LufcGermany (U6066)
posted 1 hour ago
Well we have a Koch, er, I mean cook, so if true we'll have a customer!..

All we need is a cafe and we'll be made!..
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meant to put it here, try again

Thank heavens for goggle translate eh Germany?
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Is your German on a level with his English?
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my google translate isn't even on the same level as his English.

Germany will correct me but my recollection is that though he lives in Germany he wasn't born there.
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We love LufcGermany on here.

"newWAYNEorder (U23010)

posted 3 hours, 30 minutes ago

comment by Elsbels - El Jugador (U21658)
posted 17 hours, 53 minutes ago
comment by LufcGermany (U6066)
posted 1 hour ago
Well we have a Koch, er, I mean cook, so if true we'll have a customer!..

All we need is a cafe and we'll be made!..
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meant to put it here, try again

Thank heavens for goggle translate eh Germany?
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Is your German on a level with his English? "

Er, my German no!.

I have an accent and a lot off Germans ask me where out off Holland do I come!.

And I was once a few years ago in the Knowle Arms (Bracken Arms) Keighley, and a young lad came up to me and asked where out off Holland do you come from!.

WTF!.

"Germany will correct me but my recollection is that though he lives in Germany he wasn't born there."

Els, I was born in BMH Rinteln a lotta lotta years ago, my Dad was in the Army and my Ma worked in the Naafi when the came together!..

Ma English, Pa Irish, so on coming out off the Military and wanting to stay here with German Wife and kids, my Dad refusing to register me at birth with the British Consulate I had to have a Pass, so I took my Pa's Nationality wich is Irish!..

If I'd have known I wasn't British before joining the Army than I don't think I would have joined!.

which and they!.

Your English typing is a bit like Henning Wehn uses English in his comedy, is he famous in Germany? Takes a special kind of talent to be funny in a language that isn't your mother tongue. Germans are strange when it comes to comedy mind, Benny Hill, Mr Bean and Dinner for One are thought to be cutting edge comedy in Germany.

As much as I love him my wife hated Mr Bean!..

I always said its a British Deutsche humor thing!..

And the Fawlty Towers thing that took the "P" out off the Germans was/is banned here!..

And like Koch, a flascher here is a bottle, but that gives the brits another laugh!..

And nutter, a lot know we mean it as crazy, but you call a woman a nutter over here and she could see you before a judge!..

I was very disappointed when visiting a Berlin shopping centre and a young Fräulein offered to sell me a handy.

" Elsbels - El Jugador (U21658)

posted 3 days, 1 hour ago

I was very disappointed when visiting a Berlin shopping centre and a young Fräulein offered to sell me a handy."

So you stayed polite and took her mobile!.