Not sure what I’ve picked up but nothing will stay down and I’ve probably spent 5 or 6 hours in or around the toilet

sounds like v!agra

comment by Don Draper's dandruff (U20155)
posted 10 seconds ago
Not sure what I’ve picked up but nothing will stay down and I’ve probably spent 5 or 6 hours in or around the toilet

sounds like v!agra
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Haha Fck off I’m too ill to laugh

I was feeling ill earlier in the week and tested for Covid. Turns out I just hadn't been away out climbing hills in over a week so I went away and climbed hills and I was cured. Now I am feeling sensational. Exercise and fresh air cures everything. There are lots of streams on the way you can poo in if you have an upset stomach.

I can already hear the words ‘new vaccine’ and ‘Bill Gates’ in my head

comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Don Draper's dandruff (U20155)
posted 10 seconds ago
Not sure what I’ve picked up but nothing will stay down and I’ve probably spent 5 or 6 hours in or around the toilet

sounds like v!agra
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Haha Fck off I’m too ill to laugh
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Not too ill to type though...

Do you reckon SAF would sell to it Madrid?

comment by _Viva_Vida (U6044)
posted 6 minutes ago
Do you reckon SAF would sell to it Madrid?
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Not sure, but might be worth sending a sample to rdd

Only ever had the odd sniffle before kids, now I get a bout of S&D at least twice a year.

I also ate one of their kinder eggs being a greedy cant and wound up with food poisoning for 5 days, and not he "had a dodgy takeaway" type, hallucinations, shivering and liquids from every orifice of my body.

If you die can I get your log in?

comment by Scott Tiffoney (U1734)
posted 14 minutes ago
I was feeling ill earlier in the week and tested for Covid. Turns out I just hadn't been away out climbing hills in over a week so I went away and climbed hills and I was cured. Now I am feeling sensational. Exercise and fresh air cures everything. There are lots of streams on the way you can poo in if you have an upset stomach.
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If climbing hill domet work then olive oil n ginger beer will cure u

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
If you die can I get your log in?
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What a disgusting thing to suggest when someone dies. Asking to get someone's log in just after they die? I suppose it would be stiff so easy to get in, but still you shouldn't be sticking a dead man's log in you no matter how practically sensible it is.

comment by Busby (U19985)
posted 6 minutes ago
Only ever had the odd sniffle before kids, now I get a bout of S&D at least twice a year.

I also ate one of their kinder eggs being a greedy cant and wound up with food poisoning for 5 days, and not he "had a dodgy takeaway" type, hallucinations, shivering and liquids from every orifice of my body.
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You’re not supposed to eat the plastic toy

FFS! Don’t understand when some people are ill that they can’t just suffer in silence and crack on without feeling they have to let the world know!

comment by Scott Tiffoney (U1734)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 minute ago
If you die can I get your log in?
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What a disgusting thing to suggest when someone dies. Asking to get someone's log in just after they die? I suppose it would be stiff so easy to get in, but still you shouldn't be sticking a dead man's log in you no matter how practically sensible it is.
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SHUT UP BARRY

You probably ate cheap ass expired sushi

comment by RED666👺 The Influencer (U6562)
posted 4 minutes ago
FFS! Don’t understand when some people are ill that they can’t just suffer in silence and crack on without feeling they have to let the world know!


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Where is your compassion, the man has being doing a lot of pooing.

I'll think of him when i drop off a solid log, in and out in under 2 mins, less than 5 wipes knowing he's barely started and will be wiping for half an hour to get remotely clean.

comment by Bobby Dazzler (U1449)
posted 18 minutes ago
comment by Busby (U19985)
posted 6 minutes ago
Only ever had the odd sniffle before kids, now I get a bout of S&D at least twice a year.

I also ate one of their kinder eggs being a greedy cant and wound up with food poisoning for 5 days, and not he "had a dodgy takeaway" type, hallucinations, shivering and liquids from every orifice of my body.
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You’re not supposed to eat the plastic toy
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The toys r msde in China with lead paint n fentanyl

comment by HB Fashion Sakala is offside again (U21935)
posted 17 minutes ago
comment by RED666👺 The Influencer (U6562)
posted 4 minutes ago
FFS! Don’t understand when some people are ill that they can’t just suffer in silence and crack on without feeling they have to let the world know!


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Where is your compassion, the man has being doing a lot of pooing.

I'll think of him when i drop off a solid log, in and out in under 2 mins, less than 5 wipes knowing he's barely started and will be wiping for half an hour to get remotely clean.
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🤣

comment by Diafol Coch 77 (U2462)
posted 2 hours, 11 minutes ago
comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by Don Draper's dandruff (U20155)
posted 10 seconds ago
Not sure what I’ve picked up but nothing will stay down and I’ve probably spent 5 or 6 hours in or around the toilet

sounds like v!agra
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Haha Fck off I’m too ill to laugh
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Not too ill to type though...
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Well, yeah. The "haha" may have suggested I wasn't being totally accurate

comment by Busby (U19985)
posted 2 hours ago
Only ever had the odd sniffle before kids, now I get a bout of S&D at least twice a year.

I also ate one of their kinder eggs being a greedy cant and wound up with food poisoning for 5 days, and not he "had a dodgy takeaway" type, hallucinations, shivering and liquids from every orifice of my body.
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No hallucinations...yet, but certainly the rest.

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 1 hour, 59 minutes ago
If you die can I get your log in?
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couldn't think of a better sock.

comment by RED666👺 The Influencer (U6562)
posted 1 hour, 53 minutes ago
FFS! Don’t understand when some people are ill that they can’t just suffer in silence and crack on without feeling they have to let the world know!


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Hey fck off I suffered for about 40 hours.

comment by HB Fashion Sakala is offside again (U21935)
posted 1 hour, 37 minutes ago
comment by RED666👺 The Influencer (U6562)
posted 4 minutes ago
FFS! Don’t understand when some people are ill that they can’t just suffer in silence and crack on without feeling they have to let the world know!


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Where is your compassion, the man has being doing a lot of pooing.

I'll think of him when i drop off a solid log, in and out in under 2 mins, less than 5 wipes knowing he's barely started and will be wiping for half an hour to get remotely clean.
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comment by Cloggy (U1250)
posted 1 hour, 42 minutes ago
You probably ate cheap ass expired sushi
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Shoes, made of wood.

comment by Shinjury list (U1700)
posted 4 hours, 39 minutes ago
comment by HB Fashion Sakala is offside again (U21935)
posted 1 hour, 37 minutes ago
comment by RED666👺 The Influencer (U6562)
posted 4 minutes ago
FFS! Don’t understand when some people are ill that they can’t just suffer in silence and crack on without feeling they have to let the world know!


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Where is your compassion, the man has being doing a lot of pooing.

I'll think of him when i drop off a solid log, in and out in under 2 mins, less than 5 wipes knowing he's barely started and will be wiping for half an hour to get remotely clean.
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Then have a @rse like a Japanese flag