Mason Greenwood and Antony walk into a chippy in Manchester,

"What'll it be boys?" Said the assistant,

"We don't give a f*ck, " said Greenwood," "so long as it's battered. "

Man United need new owners for redemption it can’t get any worse can it? I’m expecting more leaks than OT roof.

Is that it?

An arsenal fan slamming United for Greenwood We suspended him and eventually made the right call whereas arsenal continue to play Partey.

I’d laugh if you weren’t so pathetic OP

Trophies last season..

United - 1
Arsenal - 0

ETH looks like dying Dutchman.

are we giving credit for the wagner pun here, or going with it being entirely unintentional?

and imagine going to this much trouble and still f@cking up your article title.

Rashford looks fed up

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The only thing Rashford ever fed up is hungry schoolchildren. So there.

Rashford does have that hang dog look, but he's the best player at ManU at the moment.

and please ,must we have these silly Scholes/Gerrard /Lampard debates every time people are bored with nothing to do !
Why not a debate on these bloody silly international breaks which seem to send everyone up the wall!

Why are United fans getting riled up by this article? Is none or some of it not true or something? We are a mess

Brilliant summarizing article. 5

Is "in the mad" a novel use of language I'm unaware of?

comment by it'sonlyagame (U6426)
posted 1 minute ago
Is "in the mad" a novel use of language I'm unaware of?
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Depends if you've managed to obtain your Batchelor yet IOAG !

comment by H von H. (U16981)
posted 49 seconds ago
comment by it'sonlyagame (U6426)
posted 1 minute ago
Is "in the mad" a novel use of language I'm unaware of?
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Depends if you've managed to obtain your Batchelor yet IOAG !
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*Bachelor

comment by it'sonlyagame (U6426)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by H von H. (U16981)
posted 49 seconds ago
comment by it'sonlyagame (U6426)
posted 1 minute ago
Is "in the mad" a novel use of language I'm unaware of?
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Depends if you've managed to obtain your Batchelor yet IOAG !
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*Bachelor
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Is that how they spell it in the Canaries !

comment by H von H. (U16981)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by it'sonlyagame (U6426)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by H von H. (U16981)
posted 49 seconds ago
comment by it'sonlyagame (U6426)
posted 1 minute ago
Is "in the mad" a novel use of language I'm unaware of?
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Depends if you've managed to obtain your Batchelor yet IOAG !
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*Bachelor
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Is that how they spell it in the Canaries !
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I think it's the preferred spelling in most of the English-speaking world bar Malaga.

comment by Joel Avram Harry - They Shall Not Pass (U17162)
posted 1 hour, 41 minutes ago
Why are United fans getting riled up by this article? Is none or some of it not true or something? We are a mess
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Spot on mate, they should be angry with Glazers not some random Arsenal fan.

OP, You forget that one

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12489675/amp/Manchester-United-Geoff-Konopka-paedophile.html

comment by Leskov (U6375)
posted 1 hour, 12 minutes ago
OP, You forget that one

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12489675/amp/Manchester-United-Geoff-Konopka-paedophile.html
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I haven’t forgotten check last paragraph

Sorry. Thought the most recent ones were at the top.

comment by it'sonlyagame (U6426)
posted 2 hours, 46 minutes ago
comment by H von H. (U16981)
posted 6 minutes ago
comment by it'sonlyagame (U6426)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by H von H. (U16981)
posted 49 seconds ago
comment by it'sonlyagame (U6426)
posted 1 minute ago
Is "in the mad" a novel use of language I'm unaware of?
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Depends if you've managed to obtain your Batchelor yet IOAG !
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*Bachelor
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Is that how they spell it in the Canaries !
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I think it's the preferred spelling in most of the English-speaking world bar Malaga.
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Their are some great bars in Malaga ,don't yer know !

comment by Leskov (U6375)
posted 2 hours, 25 minutes ago
Sorry. Thought the most recent ones were at the top.
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No sweat.