Utd run a covert nonce and woman beating ring with Giggs the shady cloaked head.
Training for this is at Carrington and they lay mannequins on the floor for Antony to practice kicking in teeth with his right foot.
Milan signing Luther Blissett rather than John Barnes by mistake.
Not as credible as my Utd one but...
Morata gets repeatedly transferred around Europe's biggest clubs for inflated fees to launder money.
Paul The Octopus died halfway through the world cup and they replaced him with a different octopus.
Mason Greenwood was actually innocent of what he did and his GF and family were working with admin to root out the rapey members of JA606 to properly safeguard the site from future Tate-like comments
The inbr3d hillbillies known as the glazers reared an even bigger freak who they tried to hide from the world, but on an undercover visit to old Trafford it was kidnapped by the men in black, who now threaten to expose it to the world unless they sell up, negotiations are said to be at a very delicate stage
Not every member of Liverpool's squad actually has asthma
ETH has been hired by a globalist cabal to finally and completely ruin United. When the job is completed he will be rewarded by fulfilling his lifetime dream - a presenting slot on Homes Under the Hammer.
Cheating usually only gets caught well after you have actually won something through cheating. You can have a decade of success and then maybe get punished with a points deduction and maybe a relegation much later on. Weighing up the costs and benefits, cheating is very attractive.
Also from a fans' point of view they don't want to be acknowledging that 10 years of football have been a lie and should be voided so you can play on fans' emotions.
Yes Man City are cheating, but football has to go on in the meantime. This is a tactic a lot of clubs could use as it is worth it for them.
comment by Am-Robb-at (U22716)
posted 11 minutes ago
Mason Greenwood was actually innocent of what he did and his GF and family were working with admin to root out the rapey members of JA606 to properly safeguard the site from future Tate-like comments
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Tate living in your head rent free. Laughable.
comment by Robbing Hoody - I taught Szoboszlai how to cushion half volleys (U6374)
posted 30 minutes ago
Utd run a covert nonce and woman beating ring with Giggs the shady cloaked head.
Training for this is at Carrington and they lay mannequins on the floor for Antony to practice kicking in teeth with his right foot.
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The nonce beating is surely OK isn't it?
comment by scholayScholes (U13961)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Am-Robb-at (U22716)
posted 11 minutes ago
Mason Greenwood was actually innocent of what he did and his GF and family were working with admin to root out the rapey members of JA606 to properly safeguard the site from future Tate-like comments
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Tate living in your head rent free. Laughable.
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He was until Greta saw one of his pizza boxes and reported him
Not sure this one is outlandish, but City and Liverpool doping.
Arsenal select Arabist in their squad every week.
comment by Half a Big Bite - Darwin's it! (U7237)
posted 0 seconds ago
Arsenal select Arabist in their squad every week.
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A rapist
Ten Hag died halfway through last season and they replaced him with a different Hag.
comment by Pun 🥇 (U21588)
posted 1 second ago
Ten Hag died halfway through last season and they replaced him with a different Hag.
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Eleven Hag?
comment by Kobbie The King Mainoo (U10026)
posted 7 minutes ago
Not sure this one is outlandish, but City and Liverpool doping.
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Liverpool were just unlucky that their medicals didn't include a test for asthma and it turned out that 63% of the squad had it.
The Premier League knew all about City's financial discretions years ago but, wanting a change from Chelsea and United winning the league, they allowed it to create competition. Now they've realised they've opened Pandora's box it's too late.
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Nope. They got their palms greased with some thick brown envelopes and are now caught between a rock and a hard place as it's clear as day what's happened and they have to be seen to be doing something about it.
Maguire and Henderson start for England
comment by Kobbie The King Mainoo (U10026)
posted 16 minutes ago
Not sure this one is outlandish, but City and Liverpool doping.
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These were rumours which came from one single guy quoting a "source close to the club".
Furthermore, it's not doping if it's not against the rules and if you don't take any banned substances. If it's legal then it's medical performance science, not doping.
comment by Half a Big Bite - Darwin's it! (U7237)
posted 19 minutes ago
comment by Pun 🥇 (U21588)
posted 1 second ago
Ten Hag died halfway through last season and they replaced him with a different Hag.
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Eleven Hag?
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Seven Hag
Do Liverpool fans still perpetuate the myth that no one has ever dribbled past VVD?
Mike Riley was promised a cushy job if he ended the Arsenal unbeaten run as it was making the PL look bad
Transfer fees are not paid, they are just made up for the books - Brewster from Liverpool to Sheffield United being an obvious one.
Sky fix seasons and use commentators and pundits to push false narratives and agendas to allow this to happen.
VAR was bought in to make fixing matches to be easier.
Clubs say players are injured when they get drug bans (not outlandish but factual)
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posted on 12/9/23
Utd run a covert nonce and woman beating ring with Giggs the shady cloaked head.
Training for this is at Carrington and they lay mannequins on the floor for Antony to practice kicking in teeth with his right foot.
posted on 12/9/23
Milan signing Luther Blissett rather than John Barnes by mistake.
posted on 12/9/23
Not as credible as my Utd one but...
Morata gets repeatedly transferred around Europe's biggest clubs for inflated fees to launder money.
posted on 12/9/23
Paul The Octopus died halfway through the world cup and they replaced him with a different octopus.
posted on 12/9/23
Mason Greenwood was actually innocent of what he did and his GF and family were working with admin to root out the rapey members of JA606 to properly safeguard the site from future Tate-like comments
posted on 12/9/23
The inbr3d hillbillies known as the glazers reared an even bigger freak who they tried to hide from the world, but on an undercover visit to old Trafford it was kidnapped by the men in black, who now threaten to expose it to the world unless they sell up, negotiations are said to be at a very delicate stage
posted on 12/9/23
Not every member of Liverpool's squad actually has asthma
posted on 12/9/23
ETH has been hired by a globalist cabal to finally and completely ruin United. When the job is completed he will be rewarded by fulfilling his lifetime dream - a presenting slot on Homes Under the Hammer.
posted on 12/9/23
Cheating usually only gets caught well after you have actually won something through cheating. You can have a decade of success and then maybe get punished with a points deduction and maybe a relegation much later on. Weighing up the costs and benefits, cheating is very attractive.
Also from a fans' point of view they don't want to be acknowledging that 10 years of football have been a lie and should be voided so you can play on fans' emotions.
Yes Man City are cheating, but football has to go on in the meantime. This is a tactic a lot of clubs could use as it is worth it for them.
posted on 12/9/23
comment by Am-Robb-at (U22716)
posted 11 minutes ago
Mason Greenwood was actually innocent of what he did and his GF and family were working with admin to root out the rapey members of JA606 to properly safeguard the site from future Tate-like comments
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Tate living in your head rent free. Laughable.
posted on 12/9/23
comment by Robbing Hoody - I taught Szoboszlai how to cushion half volleys (U6374)
posted 30 minutes ago
Utd run a covert nonce and woman beating ring with Giggs the shady cloaked head.
Training for this is at Carrington and they lay mannequins on the floor for Antony to practice kicking in teeth with his right foot.
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The nonce beating is surely OK isn't it?
posted on 12/9/23
comment by scholayScholes (U13961)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Am-Robb-at (U22716)
posted 11 minutes ago
Mason Greenwood was actually innocent of what he did and his GF and family were working with admin to root out the rapey members of JA606 to properly safeguard the site from future Tate-like comments
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Tate living in your head rent free. Laughable.
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He was until Greta saw one of his pizza boxes and reported him
posted on 12/9/23
Not sure this one is outlandish, but City and Liverpool doping.
posted on 12/9/23
Arsenal select Arabist in their squad every week.
posted on 12/9/23
comment by Half a Big Bite - Darwin's it! (U7237)
posted 0 seconds ago
Arsenal select Arabist in their squad every week.
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A rapist
posted on 12/9/23
Ten Hag died halfway through last season and they replaced him with a different Hag.
posted on 12/9/23
comment by Pun 🥇 (U21588)
posted 1 second ago
Ten Hag died halfway through last season and they replaced him with a different Hag.
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Eleven Hag?
posted on 12/9/23
comment by Kobbie The King Mainoo (U10026)
posted 7 minutes ago
Not sure this one is outlandish, but City and Liverpool doping.
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Liverpool were just unlucky that their medicals didn't include a test for asthma and it turned out that 63% of the squad had it.
posted on 12/9/23
The Premier League knew all about City's financial discretions years ago but, wanting a change from Chelsea and United winning the league, they allowed it to create competition. Now they've realised they've opened Pandora's box it's too late.
=====
Nope. They got their palms greased with some thick brown envelopes and are now caught between a rock and a hard place as it's clear as day what's happened and they have to be seen to be doing something about it.
posted on 12/9/23
Maguire and Henderson start for England
posted on 12/9/23
comment by Kobbie The King Mainoo (U10026)
posted 16 minutes ago
Not sure this one is outlandish, but City and Liverpool doping.
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These were rumours which came from one single guy quoting a "source close to the club".
Furthermore, it's not doping if it's not against the rules and if you don't take any banned substances. If it's legal then it's medical performance science, not doping.
posted on 12/9/23
comment by Half a Big Bite - Darwin's it! (U7237)
posted 19 minutes ago
comment by Pun 🥇 (U21588)
posted 1 second ago
Ten Hag died halfway through last season and they replaced him with a different Hag.
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Eleven Hag?
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Seven Hag
posted on 12/9/23
Do Liverpool fans still perpetuate the myth that no one has ever dribbled past VVD?
posted on 12/9/23
Mike Riley was promised a cushy job if he ended the Arsenal unbeaten run as it was making the PL look bad
Transfer fees are not paid, they are just made up for the books - Brewster from Liverpool to Sheffield United being an obvious one.
Sky fix seasons and use commentators and pundits to push false narratives and agendas to allow this to happen.
VAR was bought in to make fixing matches to be easier.
posted on 12/9/23
Clubs say players are injured when they get drug bans (not outlandish but factual)
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