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5 - Scott McTominay is the fifth player to both score a goal and give away a penalty in the same Premier League match for Man Utd, and first since Bruno Fernandes vs Brighton in September 2020. Whirlwind.

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Oh ffs thank Christ I have vodka and red wine
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A Cocktail man. Classy
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I have zero class with drink, only availability
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What’s that one called? A Dirty Frenchy?

Or a ‘pun’s mum’?!

I can understand bad results but lack of performance is unforgivable. It's happening far often.

Ooooo Rash

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comment by Insufferable-Piffle (U4388)
posted 16 seconds ago
Oh ffs thank Christ I have vodka and red wine
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A Cocktail man. Classy
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I have zero class with drink, only availability
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What’s that one called? A Dirty Frenchy?

Or a ‘pun’s mum’?!
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Poor rasmus

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comment by >💲Baz tard (U19119)
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comment by Insufferable-Piffle (U4388)
posted 16 seconds ago
Oh ffs thank Christ I have vodka and red wine
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A Cocktail man. Classy
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I have zero class with drink, only availability
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What’s that one called? A Dirty Frenchy?

Or a ‘pun’s mum’?!
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wait what

Ooooh

Also Rasmus, almost.

Oh Fack! City next week…. Crikey

Arsenal scored a minute after United, Bayern scored four minutes after Hojlund and two minutes after Casemiro, Galatasaray scored within four and six minutes of United goals and now Sheffield United have scored six minutes after #mufc went 1-0 up.

The art of the diving header has been lost.

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comment by >💲Baz tard (U19119)
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comment by Insufferable-Piffle (U4388)
posted 16 seconds ago
Oh ffs thank Christ I have vodka and red wine
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A Cocktail man. Classy
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I have zero class with drink, only availability
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What’s that one called? A Dirty Frenchy?

Or a ‘pun’s mum’?!
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wait what
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Sorry pun, couldn’t resist

What’s Rashy asking the Lino aboot!? You fouled the man you braindead fart

Bruno' s final.pass has been awful today

comment by Garnacho cheese (U5318)
posted 26 seconds ago
The art of the diving header has been lost.
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As has the art of passing to team mates, it seems

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posted 35 seconds ago
comment by >💲Baz tard (U19119)
posted 25 seconds ago
comment by Insufferable-Piffle (U4388)
posted 16 seconds ago
Oh ffs thank Christ I have vodka and red wine
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A Cocktail man. Classy
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I have zero class with drink, only availability
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What’s that one called? A Dirty Frenchy?

Or a ‘pun’s mum’?!
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wait what
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Sorry pun, couldn’t resist
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eh, you're probably correct

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posted 21 seconds ago
Oh Fack! City next week…. Crikey
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Another 6 conceded

comment by Garnacho cheese (U5318)
posted 4 seconds ago
Bruno' s final.pass has been awful today
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Every day this season tbh

comment by Dushane Hill (U11781)
posted 1 minute ago
5 - Scott McTominay is the fifth player to both score a goal and give away a penalty in the same Premier League match for Man Utd, and first since Bruno Fernandes vs Brighton in September 2020. Whirlwind.
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We're setting standards (of some kind)

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posted 35 seconds ago
comment by >💲Baz tard (U19119)
posted 25 seconds ago
comment by Insufferable-Piffle (U4388)
posted 16 seconds ago
Oh ffs thank Christ I have vodka and red wine
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A Cocktail man. Classy
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I have zero class with drink, only availability
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What’s that one called? A Dirty Frenchy?

Or a ‘pun’s mum’?!
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wait what
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Sorry pun, couldn’t resist
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To be fair Maw jokes are tough, funny, but tough

all these games apart from City were part of the winable run of 12 games that so far we have struggled in all of them. Its relegation stuff

Bruno Fernandes is one of the worst footballers ever

Great work amrabat

comment by comic book guy (U17816)
posted 1 minute ago
Bruno Fernandes is one of the worst footballers ever
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of course he is