I must admit I nicked this
Nipple - Country in Himalayas
Urinary - Southgate phoning Kane
Haematoma - Brighton winger before their augmentation
Catscan - Searching for Kitty.
Melanoma - sorry run out of melon
Fissure - someone who catches fish
Lacerate - The ranking of TV dogs.
Cataracts....feline actors.
Hamstrings.....streaky bacon.
Cranium - Latin lifting device
You lot are wasted on here.
Rheumatic - loft conversion
Arthritis- People behaving like an old king
Cardiac - need it to change a tyre
Buttocks - X rated Cadbury’s chocolate sweets
COPD - A particularly unfit American police force
Coronary - part of an empire
Suture - A compliment when your clothing enhances your appearance.
Photo dynamic therapy.....getting off with a beautiful model .
Biopsy - when that 3-some you kept bugging her about happens but turns out it's with another bloke and not her hot friend like you were hoping
X-ray - a man who has legally changed his name from Raymond to something else
Heart attack - an overly sentimental Valentine's Day card
Diagnosis - Noses that are greater than 45 degrees in angle.
Cartilage - the connective tissue of a former North African empire
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posted on 22/10/23
I must admit I nicked this
posted on 22/10/23
Nipple - Country in Himalayas
posted on 22/10/23
Urinary - Southgate phoning Kane
posted on 22/10/23
Haematoma - Brighton winger before their augmentation
posted on 22/10/23
Catscan - Searching for Kitty.
posted on 22/10/23
Melanoma - sorry run out of melon
posted on 22/10/23
Fissure - someone who catches fish
posted on 22/10/23
Lacerate - The ranking of TV dogs.
posted on 22/10/23
Cataracts....feline actors.
posted on 22/10/23
Hamstrings.....streaky bacon.
posted on 22/10/23
Cranium - Latin lifting device
posted on 22/10/23
You lot are wasted on here.
posted on 22/10/23
Rheumatic - loft conversion
posted on 22/10/23
Arthritis- People behaving like an old king
posted on 22/10/23
Cardiac - need it to change a tyre
posted on 22/10/23
Buttocks - X rated Cadbury’s chocolate sweets
posted on 22/10/23
COPD - A particularly unfit American police force
posted on 22/10/23
Coronary - part of an empire
posted on 22/10/23
Suture - A compliment when your clothing enhances your appearance.
posted on 22/10/23
Photo dynamic therapy.....getting off with a beautiful model .
posted on 22/10/23
Biopsy - when that 3-some you kept bugging her about happens but turns out it's with another bloke and not her hot friend like you were hoping
posted on 22/10/23
X-ray - a man who has legally changed his name from Raymond to something else
posted on 22/10/23
Heart attack - an overly sentimental Valentine's Day card
posted on 22/10/23
Diagnosis - Noses that are greater than 45 degrees in angle.
posted on 22/10/23
Cartilage - the connective tissue of a former North African empire
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