If it was at Wembley I could have told you.

If you posted a picture, you may even get a chaperone

Oh and who the Fack pays to see a hologram 😆

comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 2 minutes ago
If it was at Wembley I could have told you.
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We literally played you at Wembley 7 months ago.

Your wife can tap in with cardless on her phone or card Eric

Will she need to buy a ticket or can she just tap in and out with her debit card?

It’s 2024, Oyster cards and tickets are out of fashion now. Just tap your card on the reader and go through the barrier. TFL even accepts AMEX!!

Thanks Lyon & Busby

It is cheaper to tap in and out than to buy a ticket as well. All pretty simple. You can download the TGL Oyster app to keep track on your trips etc.

Curry on chips? This ain't Bradford. We just have salt and vinegar.


Enjoy ABBA , and no need to make up a "wife", you do you.

comment by Busby (U19985)
posted 22 minutes ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 2 minutes ago
If it was at Wembley I could have told you.
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We literally played you at Wembley 7 months ago.

Your wife can tap in with cardless on her phone or card Eric
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You can’t tap in with a bucket hat

I can only assume this isn’t difficult as my son managed to travel from the Scottish Borders through London and onto Essex just by using his IPhone.

Bear in mind he is American and had never been in the UK before.

Just a few points:

She won’t be able to bring her whippet into the venue
She can’t make small talk with strangers down here
Either pre drink or remortgage
Toilets are indoors down here
Hello roughly translates to aye up our duck

comment by Striketeam7 - There used to be a football club... (U18109)
posted 24 seconds ago
Just a few points:

She won’t be able to bring her whippet into the venue
She can’t make small talk with strangers down here
Either pre drink or remortgage
Toilets are indoors down here
Hello roughly translates to aye up our duck

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On the underground you have to get on the first train that comes, even if it is already jam-packed. The fact there is another one coming in 2 minutes which is usually half empty doesn't matter...

Any chance she goes through Waterloo?

That’s the one down Pudding Mill Lane isn’t it? Not my cup of tea but if you’re into Abba it’s apparently very good, I know quite a few people who’ve been. Just tap and go through both ends with your contactless debit card mate, piece of piissss.

comment by D'Jeezus Mackaroni (U1137)
posted 55 minutes ago
It is cheaper to tap in and out than to buy a ticket as well. All pretty simple. You can download the TGL Oyster app to keep track on your trips etc.

Curry on chips? This ain't Bradford. We just have salt and vinegar.


Enjoy ABBA , and no need to make up a "wife", you do you.
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Believe me if there was a way of ‘unmaking’ a wife I would be all over it

Chips and curry isn't really a London thing. Much more of a northern thing, I would have thought.

I remember horrifying my London work colleagues with tales of half rice, half chips (with curry sauce) from Chinese takeaways up north.

So many northerners on here. I rarely go as far south as the north.

comment by Frank van Eijs (U1734)
posted 7 seconds ago
So many northerners on here. I rarely go as far south as the north.
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The wall is doing its job then

If I goes below freezing they have weather warnings to stay indoors, we just put our big coats on

comment by Eric_the_red (U1122)
posted 1 minute ago
If I goes below freezing they have weather warnings to stay indoors, we just put our big coats on
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You guys use coats?? We just grow beards and more body hair.

All the weather warnings were for the North 😂
Didn't even get cold down here.

comment by Jalisco Red (U4195)
posted 13 minutes ago
comment by Frank van Eijs (U1734)
posted 7 seconds ago
So many northerners on here. I rarely go as far south as the north.
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The wall is doing its job then
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He's just another brick

comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 15 minutes ago
comment by Jalisco Red (U4195)
posted 13 minutes ago
comment by Frank van Eijs (U1734)
posted 7 seconds ago
So many northerners on here. I rarely go as far south as the north.
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The wall is doing its job then
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He's just another brick
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acknowledged

comment by Jalisco Red (U4195)
posted 39 minutes ago
Chips and curry isn't really a London thing. Much more of a northern thing, I would have thought.

I remember horrifying my London work colleagues with tales of half rice, half chips (with curry sauce) from Chinese takeaways up north.
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I’d dip chips in curry sauce from the Chinese, but up north it’s more of a chip shop thing. I went to the University of Leeds, day one every facker was having chips & gravy (or chips with cheese & gravy) at lunchtime, was very disturbing to me. Meanwhile, I couldn’t get saveloy & chips for love nor money. Also, in northern chippies you only ask for fish & chips, and the fish is haddock. End of. Down south, or in London at least, you have to choose a fish - haddock, cod, plaice, rock etc.

comment by Eric_the_red (U1122)
posted 37 minutes ago
If I goes below freezing they have weather warnings to stay indoors, we just put our big coats on
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Yep if it snows it will be faaacking mayhem down here with everything grinding to a halt as parliament holds COBRA meetings to work out what to do with snow in London.

comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 2 hours, 56 minutes ago
comment by Busby (U19985)
posted 22 minutes ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 2 minutes ago
If it was at Wembley I could have told you.
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We literally played you at Wembley 7 months ago.

Your wife can tap in with cardless on her phone or card Eric
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You can’t tap in with a bucket hat
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Did you pay for your own ticket Boris or did you get the Sheikh to pay for that as well?

😉