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posted on 19/5/24

comment by Darren The String Fletcher (U10026)
posted 36 seconds ago
plenty to brag about.
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Honestly, some faaacking whoppers on here today - the best thing is that Westy isn’t joking, he is genuinely snooker loopy for finishing behind Spurs

posted on 19/5/24

comment by Darren The String Fletcher (U10026)
posted 2 minutes ago
plenty to brag about.
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Man United only finished 6 points behind us Darren - are you not genuinely delighted about that

comment by Devil (U6522)

posted on 19/5/24

comment by Darren The String Fletcher (U10026)
posted 5 minutes ago

It’s not, it just shows Chelsea have nothing to brag about. We know we’re shiiiiiit, but we aren’t bragging about finishing 3 points behind Chelsea, like the OP is with Spurs.
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Oh course not. You're bottom of the sh!t heap, hence nothing to brag about

posted on 19/5/24

Over the moon.

posted on 19/5/24

comment by Devil (U6522)
posted 8 seconds ago
comment by Darren The String Fletcher (U10026)
posted 5 minutes ago

It’s not, it just shows Chelsea have nothing to brag about. We know we’re shiiiiiit, but we aren’t bragging about finishing 3 points behind Chelsea, like the OP is with Spurs.
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Oh course not. You're bottom of the sh!t heap, hence nothing to brag about
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Not if we win the cup and dump you into the Conference League.

comment by Devil (U6522)

posted on 19/5/24

comment by Darren The String Fletcher (U10026)
posted 27 seconds ago

comment by Devil (U6522)
posted 8 seconds ago
comment by Darren The String Fletcher (U10026)
posted 5 minutes ago

It’s not, it just shows Chelsea have nothing to brag about. We know we’re shiiiiiit, but we aren’t bragging about finishing 3 points behind Chelsea, like the OP is with Spurs.
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Oh course not. You're bottom of the sh!t heap, hence nothing to brag about
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Not if we win the cup and dump you into the Conference League.
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Good joke mate

posted on 19/5/24

Stranger things have happened, Spurs reached the CL final once.

posted on 19/5/24

comment by Striketeam7 - Laughing at Arsenals nearly slaaaags (U18109)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Darren The String Fletcher (U10026)
posted 36 seconds ago
plenty to brag about.
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Honestly, some faaacking whoppers on here today - the best thing is that Westy isn’t joking, he is genuinely snooker loopy for finishing behind Spurs
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Nom nom nom

This is so much fun

posted on 19/5/24

Just to think fighting for prem title (allegedly) to not even making the champions league

comment by Devil (U6522)

posted on 19/5/24

It is kinda funny that for all the talk of Angeball, we've scored more goals this season.

Just for context, we're the club that were collectively fighting to beat Haaland on his own for goals last season

posted on 19/5/24

comment by Simon West (U1830)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 - Laughing at Arsenals nearly slaaaags (U18109)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Darren The String Fletcher (U10026)
posted 36 seconds ago
plenty to brag about.
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Honestly, some faaacking whoppers on here today - the best thing is that Westy isn’t joking, he is genuinely snooker loopy for finishing behind Spurs
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Nom nom nom

This is so much fun
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Is me “biting” more or less fun than only finishing 3 points behind the 61 goals conceded Spurs

posted on 19/5/24

Football’s weird, Chelsea and Spurs fans have been complaining all season about their attacks, despite having historically awful defences.

At least we’ve been fair with our criticism of our team and complained about every area of the team.

posted on 19/5/24

comment by Striketeam7 - Laughing at Arsenals nearly slaaaags (U18109)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Simon West (U1830)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 - Laughing at Arsenals nearly slaaaags (U18109)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Darren The String Fletcher (U10026)
posted 36 seconds ago
plenty to brag about.
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Honestly, some faaacking whoppers on here today - the best thing is that Westy isn’t joking, he is genuinely snooker loopy for finishing behind Spurs
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Nom nom nom

This is so much fun
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Is me “biting” more or less fun than only finishing 3 points behind the 61 goals conceded Spurs
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Nom nom nom

posted on 19/5/24

comment by Devil (U6522)
posted 1 minute ago
It is kinda funny that for all the talk of Angeball, we've scored more goals this season.

Just for context, we're the club that were collectively fighting to beat Haaland on his own for goals last season
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To be fair we sold a generational striker in the summer but still banged in 74. Our problem is the other end, conceded insane amounts, but still 2 less than you lot

posted on 19/5/24

comment by Simon West (U1830)
posted 34 seconds ago
comment by Striketeam7 - Laughing at Arsenals nearly slaaaags (U18109)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Simon West (U1830)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 - Laughing at Arsenals nearly slaaaags (U18109)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Darren The String Fletcher (U10026)
posted 36 seconds ago
plenty to brag about.
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Honestly, some faaacking whoppers on here today - the best thing is that Westy isn’t joking, he is genuinely snooker loopy for finishing behind Spurs
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Nom nom nom

This is so much fun
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Is me “biting” more or less fun than only finishing 3 points behind the 61 goals conceded Spurs
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Nom nom nom
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posted on 19/5/24

comment by Striketeam7 - Laughing at Arsenals nearly slaaaags (U18109)
posted 18 seconds ago
comment by Devil (U6522)
posted 1 minute ago
It is kinda funny that for all the talk of Angeball, we've scored more goals this season.

Just for context, we're the club that were collectively fighting to beat Haaland on his own for goals last season
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To be fair we sold a generational striker in the summer but still banged in 74. Our problem is the other end, conceded insane amounts, but still 2 less than you lot
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Also, we managed to score 74 with Timo Werner, the German Miss Jackson

posted on 19/5/24

comment by Simon West (U1830)
posted 9 minutes ago
Just to think fighting for prem title (allegedly) to not even making the champions league
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£1.5bn spent to play in a competition that Olympiacos might win this year

comment by Devil (U6522)

posted on 19/5/24

comment by Striketeam7 - Laughing at Arsenals nearly slaaaags (U18109)
posted 2 minutes ago

comment by Striketeam7 - Laughing at Arsenals nearly slaaaags (U18109)
posted 18 seconds ago
comment by Devil (U6522)
posted 1 minute ago
It is kinda funny that for all the talk of Angeball, we've scored more goals this season.

Just for context, we're the club that were collectively fighting to beat Haaland on his own for goals last season
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To be fair we sold a generational striker in the summer but still banged in 74. Our problem is the other end, conceded insane amounts, but still 2 less than you lot
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Also, we managed to score 74 with Timo Werner, the German Miss Jackson
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Ah yes Werner.

Remember when you lot were going on about how much he fit the style & so on? Ignoring innocent bystanders like me telling you that's great but there's a problem... he won't score goals?

posted on 19/5/24

congrats? I guess

posted on 19/5/24

comment by Devil (U6522)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 - Laughing at Arsenals nearly slaaaags (U18109)
posted 2 minutes ago

comment by Striketeam7 - Laughing at Arsenals nearly slaaaags (U18109)
posted 18 seconds ago
comment by Devil (U6522)
posted 1 minute ago
It is kinda funny that for all the talk of Angeball, we've scored more goals this season.

Just for context, we're the club that were collectively fighting to beat Haaland on his own for goals last season
----------------------------------------------------------------------
To be fair we sold a generational striker in the summer but still banged in 74. Our problem is the other end, conceded insane amounts, but still 2 less than you lot
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Also, we managed to score 74 with Timo Werner, the German Miss Jackson
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Ah yes Werner.

Remember when you lot were going on about how much he fit the style & so on? Ignoring innocent bystanders like me telling you that's great but there's a problem... he won't score goals?
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He scored 2 and assisted 3 in 13 games, not great but not awful either.

We loaned him to cover our injury crisis and he did his job. I can’t get too excited about him one way or the other, he basically performed at par for us - we’ve certainly had worse.

comment by Devil (U6522)

posted on 19/5/24

Did he do his job though? This is based on the player we had at Chelsea & I didn't see enough Spurs games, but my issue with it was his primary benefit was his pace pushing defensive lines back, but the entire point of Ange's football is designed to do that anyway? Obviously his pressing fit the style, but was that really worth it?

On the surface what you ideally want is a striker who's happy dropping deep to pull defenders out, not Werner's game at all.

posted on 19/5/24

3 points BEHIND yes



Stay behind and celebrate behind BEHIND

Oh, spend another £3bn to stay there too

posted on 19/5/24

comment by SWTN - Judas is number 1 (U7916)
posted 1 hour, 24 minutes ago
comment by Striketeam7 - Laughing at Arsenals nearly slaa... (U18109)
posted 1 minute ago


Chelsea fans celebrating finishing behind us, Arsenal fans and GB I’m here pretending Arsenal won the league.

What a day
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Did your fans get behind your team today?
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Yes and Chelsea stayed BEHIND

posted on 19/5/24

comment by Devil (U6522)
posted 1 minute ago
Did he do his job though? This is based on the player we had at Chelsea & I didn't see enough Spurs games, but my issue with it was his primary benefit was his pace pushing defensive lines back, but the entire point of Ange's football is designed to do that anyway? Obviously his pressing fit the style, but was that really worth it?

On the surface what you ideally want is a striker who's happy dropping deep to pull defenders out, not Werner's game at all.
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His direct running combined with pace scares the life out of the oppo even if camped in. At home to Forest we were up against a low block and he was the best player on the pitch, creating our first (it was an own goal) by just running at defenders and causing panic.

It’s debatable whether we should sign him long term, on the one hand he is very cheap, on the other we can def do better.

But as a loan signing, yes he did his job definitely. Compare to Phillips who West Ham paid a £5m loan fee for - we got a motivated player that contributed his fair share.

I think we did okay for the loan deal

posted on 19/5/24

Remember when you lot were going on about how much he fit the style & so on?
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I never got that. Teams play very deep against Ange’s sides and deny them space to run in behind. That’s exactly what Werner struggles against because he’s technically awful. He thrives against teams that leave space for him to run into so that he can miss.

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