The XC of this thread is 7.4

scorin gols is a waist of posession n unfuriates coaches

comment by Bãleș left boot (U22081)
posted 52 minutes ago
The XC of this thread is 7.4
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What's XC? Expected Caaants?

Playing football is very simple, but playing simple football is the hardest thing there is

Small club mentality from United; they view their game against city rivals Manchester City at the weekend as their cup final.

If Atalanta finish 5th this season, then 6th gets top 4 in Serie A.

The FA are institutionally homophobic after outlawing players putting in a hard tackle from behind 🌈

Defenders shielding the ball from an attacker are committing obstruction.

comment by Darren The String Fletcher (U10026)
posted 44 minutes ago
If Atalanta finish 5th this season, then 6th gets top 4 in Serie A.
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Thanks. Was on a call

comment by Graham Fyfe (U1734)
posted 9 minutes ago
comment by Darren The String Fletcher (U10026)
posted 44 minutes ago
If Atalanta finish 5th this season, then 6th gets top 4 in Serie A.
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Thanks. Was on a call
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Was hoping to beat you to it.

I'm embarrassed when a small portion of fellow Spurs fans, play the victim card, give it the big un on here with wild predictions and embarrass themselves with their general football opinions, when debating with other football fans.

A bad time to score is before the 20th minute. Players should try and miss the target until after the 20th minute.

2-0 is a dangerous lead, similarly, players should try and miss if winning 1-0.

Further to this, missing a penalty at 1-0 up is more beneficial than scoring as maintains that undangerous 1-0 lead and also only gives the ball back to the opposition in their own box. Scoring it gives you a very dangerous lead and also gives the opposition the ball back halfway up the pitch.

It is often more difficult to play against 10 men. So get a player sent off in the 1st minute.

The removal of the away goals rule in Europe now means that there is no incentive for away teams to score goals and no incentive for home teams to keep a clean sheet, which will lead to no away teams scoring and no home teams keeping clean sheets.

We need someone like Werner on either side who can finish their dinner

If you get a touch on the ball first, but then with the follow through you embark on a stalking campaign against the opposing player for months, burn their family alive in their home before slowly killing the opposition player by tearing off small bits of their flesh to eat over many years, letting it grow back but not enough to fully repair itself so that it makes the death even more drawn out, then it can't be a red card because you got a touch on the ball first.

comment by Graham Fyfe (U1734)
posted 1 minute ago
If you get a touch on the ball first, but then with the follow through you embark on a stalking campaign against the opposing player for months, burn their family alive in their home before slowly killing the opposition player by tearing off small bits of their flesh to eat over many years, letting it grow back but not enough to fully repair itself so that it makes the death even more drawn out, then it can't be a red card because you got a touch on the ball first.
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Someone ought to invent a joke about 5th place having the potential to be in the top 4 places.

"This does not f***ing slip now! This does not f****ing slip!"

comment by Bill. End football NOW (U23088)
posted 2 minutes ago
Someone ought to invent a joke about 5th place having the potential to be in the top 4 places.
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Let it be known for the record that I came up with this and used it first. It is my property. Please reference me when using, going forward.

The team proved we can score goals from every position except Bissouma

He's a local lad. Grew up in the area. Will be a brilliant player

We say it week in week out about this player after these sorts of challenges, but it's worth emphasising again, he is not that type of player.

This article is Barry's whole personality on this site