I love this club, they are paying me a sheiite load of money and I'm not even that good!
I've always hated this team but what the hell I'll give it a go.
Manchester UTD?
There's two Manchester clubs?
Discuss and suggest
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I suggest you've paid an early visit to your wine <cough> merchant?
All goes well I'll be here a couple of years before I get a move to a big club
Don't tell anyone, but that video, wasn't me
Well, I was always a fan of eerrrrrrm ,wasisname ,thats why I came 'ere !
comment by H von H. (U16981)
posted 3 minutes ago
Well, I was always a fan of eerrrrrrm ,wasisname ,thats why I came 'ere !
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How many boyhood clubs did Robbie Keane have?
We will the league most seasons so I'm thinking about winning it again this season, with us being 2 points clear with a game in hand, screw this take it one game at a time claptrap.
“I h8 footbal butt itsa job”
They’re all boyhood fans of the club they sign for
Got it! It's music festival season and Schizo is celebrating the 55th (see what I did there) anniversary of Woodstock!
I don't actually mind playing with Mason Greenwood cos he probably wont rape me and I'm alllllll about self interest
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 38 minutes ago
Got it! It's music festival season and Schizo is celebrating the 55th (see what I did there) anniversary of Woodstock!
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R u suggestiing that am pashed?
Why did I sign?
Have you seen the ass on that cute physio and I get injured.... a lot!
Ronaldo?
No, just Ronald, who were you expecting?
commentators guilty as well
https://www.google.com/search?q=exploding+heads+he+knows+the+club&oq=he+knows+the+club&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqCAgBEAAYFhgeMgYIABBFGDkyCAgBEAAYFhgeMgoIAhAAGIAEGKIEMgoIAxAAGIAEGKIEMgoIBBAAGIAEGKIE0gEINDY2N2owajeoAgiwAgE&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:a7927e0a,vid:A0l3Fum29xA,st:0
comment by montleeds (U18330)
posted 6 hours, 40 minutes ago
Manchester UTD?
There's two Manchester clubs?
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Yeah mate, just up the M62 from Everton.
Actually we don’t take collective responsibility for that goal. We are going to point the finger. It was clearly the keeper’s fault for fumbling that weak shot into the net. It wasn’t anyone else’s fault now was it?
No, can only play away games as the home strip clashes with my boots and my sponsorship is way more important
Best offer I could get, so eh.....here a 'um
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posted on 26/7/24
I love this club, they are paying me a sheiite load of money and I'm not even that good!
posted on 26/7/24
Disappointed
posted on 26/7/24
I've always hated this team but what the hell I'll give it a go.
posted on 26/7/24
Manchester UTD?
There's two Manchester clubs?
posted on 26/7/24
Discuss and suggest
----------------------------
I suggest you've paid an early visit to your wine <cough> merchant?
posted on 26/7/24
All goes well I'll be here a couple of years before I get a move to a big club
posted on 26/7/24
Don't tell anyone, but that video, wasn't me
posted on 26/7/24
Well, I was always a fan of eerrrrrrm ,wasisname ,thats why I came 'ere !
posted on 26/7/24
comment by H von H. (U16981)
posted 3 minutes ago
Well, I was always a fan of eerrrrrrm ,wasisname ,thats why I came 'ere !
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How many boyhood clubs did Robbie Keane have?
posted on 26/7/24
We will the league most seasons so I'm thinking about winning it again this season, with us being 2 points clear with a game in hand, screw this take it one game at a time claptrap.
posted on 26/7/24
“I h8 footbal butt itsa job”
posted on 26/7/24
They’re all boyhood fans of the club they sign for
posted on 26/7/24
Got it! It's music festival season and Schizo is celebrating the 55th (see what I did there) anniversary of Woodstock!
posted on 26/7/24
I don't actually mind playing with Mason Greenwood cos he probably wont rape me and I'm alllllll about self interest
posted on 26/7/24
comment by Silver (U6112)
posted 38 minutes ago
Got it! It's music festival season and Schizo is celebrating the 55th (see what I did there) anniversary of Woodstock!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
R u suggestiing that am pashed?
posted on 26/7/24
Why did I sign?
Have you seen the ass on that cute physio and I get injured.... a lot!
posted on 27/7/24
Ronaldo?
No, just Ronald, who were you expecting?
posted on 27/7/24
commentators guilty as well
https://www.google.com/search?q=exploding+heads+he+knows+the+club&oq=he+knows+the+club&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqCAgBEAAYFhgeMgYIABBFGDkyCAgBEAAYFhgeMgoIAhAAGIAEGKIEMgoIAxAAGIAEGKIEMgoIBBAAGIAEGKIE0gEINDY2N2owajeoAgiwAgE&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:a7927e0a,vid:A0l3Fum29xA,st:0
posted on 27/7/24
comment by montleeds (U18330)
posted 6 hours, 40 minutes ago
Manchester UTD?
There's two Manchester clubs?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Yeah mate, just up the M62 from Everton.
posted on 27/7/24
Actually we don’t take collective responsibility for that goal. We are going to point the finger. It was clearly the keeper’s fault for fumbling that weak shot into the net. It wasn’t anyone else’s fault now was it?
posted on 27/7/24
No, can only play away games as the home strip clashes with my boots and my sponsorship is way more important
posted on 30/7/24
Best offer I could get, so eh.....here a 'um
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