‘I’ve split up with the wife and now can’t find anyone’

Your poor wrist

Yet another Oxtail Sharticle

Ah, just get one of those inflatable women. But make sure it's a woman though, because one time I...uh, heh...

You can take this time Oxtail to reflect and grow as a person, you've got this.

Just remember you're strong, you're brave and you're powerful. Nobody can take this away from you.

Just when you’d got your money back off her as well.

Yesterdays problems today, with host Oxtail.

comment by Striketeam7 - haters gonna hate (U18109)
posted 3 hours, 4 minutes ago
Your poor wrist
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Nothing wrong with one off the wrist, you don`t have to tell it you love it, you can have a cig with it afterwards and it costs fack all

Have you thought of cross dressing?

comment by 115 reasons why ours is better (U22832)
posted 5 hours, 27 minutes ago
Ah, just get one of those inflatable women. But make sure it's a woman though, because one time I...uh, heh...
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I feel my username indicates I may know where this quote comes from.

comment by Robbing Hoody - I want to play by my own rules and if I can’t I’ll sue you (U6374)
posted 16 hours, 30 minutes ago
‘I’ve split up with the wife and now can’t find anyone’
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Come on, as if this guy has ever had a wife

Sorry, my comment was out of order. Latex Laura was a wonderful wife and you have my deepest sympathy.

A well designed sofa can pay for itself in the long term.