comment by StringerBell (U11749)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by StringerBell (U11749)
posted less than a minute ago
What the fack I ring itch Casa’s shooting/headering..all pranged off target… got clown boots on
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What the fack is ‘I ring itch’..?!

Yeah, good job Predictive text… makes sense that..
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Your phone knows you don't wipe properly. You need to switch Siri off or sommat.

We're still unbeaten in the PL 24/5!!

Heartburn rising already

comment by Chyren (U9084)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Chyren (U9084)
posted less than a minute ago
Just got little one down - how are we playing?
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Not bad just need Bruno to take his chances
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I saw on bbc he had missed a couple. Sitters or fair enough?
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one on one with the keeper

comment by Roy's Keane (U11635)
posted 1 minute ago
Look at the head on that glazer cant
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Woogie from There's Something About Mary

comment by United_kaz (U9943)
posted about a minute ago
1 created chance all half, plus side though we haven't been bombarded by opp shots
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Eh? There's been more than 1 you hysterical woman

All things considered we were not that bad. Moving the ball much quicker than in our opener last season.

Few decent chances and should’ve taken one of them,
Not too bad, well on top last 15 mins or so.

Need a fast start second half

comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted less than a minute ago
All things considered we were not that bad. Moving the ball much quicker than in our opener last season.
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No Manchester United player has made more interceptions in a single Premier League game across the last six seasons than Kobbie Mainoo did in the first half vs. Fulham (5).

Make this lad captain

Excellent start to the season. Couldn't have gone better so far.

We finished last season 31 points off the top in 8th.

We've already wiped out that gap and are in fact joint top already.

Stratford End is lively now the posh seats have been kicked out behind goal, best thing about that half

Eh? There's been more than 1 you hysterical woman
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Huh? We created one chance the other one was handed to us you menopausal witch, we grew into the game

comment by Sydney Sweeney (U11781)
posted less than a minute ago
No Manchester United player has made more interceptions in a single Premier League game across the last six seasons than Kobbie Mainoo did in the first half vs. Fulham (5).

Make this lad captain
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5 is the most interceptions in a PL game in the past six seasons? Hmm that doesn't seem right. Where'd this stat come from?

5 is the most interceptions in a PL game in the past six seasons? Hmm that doesn't seem right. Where'd this stat come from?
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Sounds about right for us, who exactly intercepts regularly for us

Statistics tell you that a 0-0 draw at half time will either finish in a draw or the home side winning, or the away side.

comment by TheresOnlyOne7-0Reds (U1721)
posted 23 seconds ago
comment by Sydney Sweeney (U11781)
posted less than a minute ago
No Manchester United player has made more interceptions in a single Premier League game across the last six seasons than Kobbie Mainoo did in the first half vs. Fulham (5).

Make this lad captain
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5 is the most interceptions in a PL game in the past six seasons? Hmm that doesn't seem right. Where'd this stat come from?
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https://x.com/squawka_live/status/1824533855396647087?s=46&t=bPTrpdgNggCdz9igvhmVyw

comment by United_kaz (U9943)
posted 42 seconds ago
5 is the most interceptions in a PL game in the past six seasons? Hmm that doesn't seem right. Where'd this stat come from?
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Sounds about right for us, who exactly intercepts regularly for us
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Oh I read that wrong. I thought it was whole PL not just United.

comment by Eric_the_red (U1122)
posted 50 seconds ago
Statistics tell you that a 0-0 draw at half time will either finish in a draw or the home side winning, or the away side.
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source?

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Eric_the_red (U1122)
posted 50 seconds ago
Statistics tell you that a 0-0 draw at half time will either finish in a draw or the home side winning, or the away side.
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source?
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Michael Owen.

We're not losing ATM and hopefully we can go on and win? I'll take that so fingers crossed

comment by TheresOnlyOne7-0Reds (U1721)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Eric_the_red (U1122)
posted 50 seconds ago
Statistics tell you that a 0-0 draw at half time will either finish in a draw or the home side winning, or the away side.
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source?
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Michael Owen.
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The beano

comment by Eric_the_red (U1122)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by TheresOnlyOne7-0Reds (U1721)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Pun (U21588)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Eric_the_red (U1122)
posted 50 seconds ago
Statistics tell you that a 0-0 draw at half time will either finish in a draw or the home side winning, or the away side.
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source?
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Michael Owen.
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The beano
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Kiss of death from Kelly Dalglish
"There hasnt been a goaless draw between these two sides in over 100 years"

Cheers

comment by Pun (U21588)
posted 5 minutes ago
comment by United_kaz (U9943)
posted about a minute ago
1 created chance all half, plus side though we haven't been bombarded by opp shots
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Eh? There's been more than 1 you hysterical woman
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Bruno hit one at the keeper, Rashford as well, Miro hit two strikes over from the edge of the box, one when he had bags of time.

That’s four off the top of my head.