World's oldest man: 'No special secret to long life'

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy8xvepqvn6o

He survived our heart attack inducing football. He's immortal.

So he was born in 1912?

1912

Well done John , you must be some tough old boy surviving all these years in Liverpool !

Headline should have read:-

“Devil Worshipper strives for Immortality”

comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 33 minutes ago
Headline should have read:-

“Devil Worshipper strives for Immortality”
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You mean cheating death?

City fans should be good at it.

1912

Read a news article yesterday about a 102-year-old woman who's just gone skydiving.

Forwarded it to my 101-y.o. mum who's living it up in Northern Spain right now asking if she'd fancy that for her next birthday.

comment by H von H. (U16981)
posted 3 hours, 17 minutes ago
Well done John, you must be some tough old boy surviving all these years in Liverpool !
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must have seen crimes rise exponentially large areas of the town get boarded up and ton of hubcaps in his lifetime

comment by He who Dares, waits for Trophies (U15748)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by H von H. (U16981)
posted 3 hours, 17 minutes ago
Well done John, you must be some tough old boy surviving all these years in Liverpool !
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must have seen crimes rise exponentially large areas of the town get boarded up and ton of hubcaps in his lifetime

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I expect the most shocking thing he’s noticed is how utterly brainless the country is becoming.

comment by He who Dares, waits for Trophies (U15748)
posted 28 minutes ago
comment by H von H. (U16981)
posted 3 hours, 17 minutes ago
Well done John, you must be some tough old boy surviving all these years in Liverpool !
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must have seen crimes rise exponentially large areas of the town get boarded up and ton of hubcaps in his lifetime

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Could be worse

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/dec/22/london-streets-too-dirty-claim-super-rich-spurs

comment by Terminator1 (U1863)
posted 3 hours, 44 minutes ago
comment by He who Dares, waits for Trophies (U15748)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by H von H. (U16981)
posted 3 hours, 17 minutes ago
Well done John, you must be some tough old boy surviving all these years in Liverpool !
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must have seen crimes rise exponentially large areas of the town get boarded up and ton of hubcaps in his lifetime

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I expect the most shocking thing he’s noticed is how utterly brainless the country is becoming.
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Anyway John, look after yourself, and I'm sure the good people of Southport will take good care of you.

I know him.