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Jenny

JENNMNNAAAAAAA....I love you JENNNAAAA

What did Grandpa Joe do wrong?

comment by Chris H (U15205)
posted 21 minutes ago
What did Grandpa Joe do wrong?
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He was claiming pip for years, then he's running around like his feet are falling off.

comment by Chris H (U15205)
posted 26 minutes ago
What did Grandpa Joe do wrong?
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Grandpa Joe is not just a villain—he is a force of unimaginable betrayal, a living embodiment of deceit wrapped in the guise of frailty. For twenty agonizing years, he lies in bed, feigning weakness while his family scrapes together a life in the shadow of poverty. Every meal, every penny, every ounce of warmth was stolen by this man who chose to rot in laziness while his daughter worked herself to the bone. And then, as if mocking the very notion of hardship, the moment Charlie holds that golden ticket, Joe rises like a phoenix, bursting from the bed with the energy of a man half his age. It’s a vile revelation—this man, who watched his family’s suffering, was always capable of helping, but he sat idly by, waiting for the chance to taste the fruits of his grandson’s triumph. A parasite, a thief of hope, hiding his selfishness behind a smile.

But the factory is where his true villainy festers. In Willy Wonka’s wonderland of marvels and dangers, Grandpa Joe is the devil whispering in Charlie’s ear. Ignoring Wonka’s rules, defying all sense of morality, he pushes Charlie into sin, urging him to drink the forbidden Fizzy Lifting Drinks. As they float toward certain death, spinning toward razor-sharp fans, Grandpa Joe shows no remorse—his recklessness nearly kills them both, jeopardizing Charlie’s dreams. And when faced with the consequences of his greed, he dares to lash out at Wonka himself, spewing venomous words, blaming everyone but himself for the disaster. This isn’t just negligence—this is cold, calculated malice. Grandpa Joe, beneath his feeble exterior, is a puppet master of destruction, a villain so sinister he hides his monstrous nature behind the facade of an old man. In the end, his greed, his lies, and his sheer willingness to destroy innocence make him not just a villain, but a creature of pure, undiluted treachery.

Bit of Sympathy for Jenny cause of her childhood etc but even still she was a to Forrest.

Joe is misunderstood. He is 96 years old, what exactly was he meant to do to help his daughter in law? He stayed in bed, barely ate anything and often babysat Charlie.
He was made redundant by Wonka, of course he has issues with the man. Put his family into poverty. Probably left him deeply depressed, and even then his bed-ridden life didn't start until his late 70s.

What generation does Forrest Gump belong to? Gen A.

comment by Inbefore (U20589)
posted 5 minutes ago
What generation does Forrest Gump belong to? Gen A.
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Acknowledged. Will acknowledge in OnlyPuns in a min

comment by Fred: Sign Someone!!!! (U3979)
posted 9 hours, 43 minutes ago
comment by Chris H (U15205)
posted 26 minutes ago
What did Grandpa Joe do wrong?
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Grandpa Joe is not just a villain—he is a force of unimaginable betrayal, a living embodiment of deceit wrapped in the guise of frailty. For twenty agonizing years, he lies in bed, feigning weakness while his family scrapes together a life in the shadow of poverty. Every meal, every penny, every ounce of warmth was stolen by this man who chose to rot in laziness while his daughter worked herself to the bone. And then, as if mocking the very notion of hardship, the moment Charlie holds that golden ticket, Joe rises like a phoenix, bursting from the bed with the energy of a man half his age. It’s a vile revelation—this man, who watched his family’s suffering, was always capable of helping, but he sat idly by, waiting for the chance to taste the fruits of his grandson’s triumph. A parasite, a thief of hope, hiding his selfishness behind a smile.

But the factory is where his true villainy festers. In Willy Wonka’s wonderland of marvels and dangers, Grandpa Joe is the devil whispering in Charlie’s ear. Ignoring Wonka’s rules, defying all sense of morality, he pushes Charlie into sin, urging him to drink the forbidden Fizzy Lifting Drinks. As they float toward certain death, spinning toward razor-sharp fans, Grandpa Joe shows no remorse—his recklessness nearly kills them both, jeopardizing Charlie’s dreams. And when faced with the consequences of his greed, he dares to lash out at Wonka himself, spewing venomous words, blaming everyone but himself for the disaster. This isn’t just negligence—this is cold, calculated malice. Grandpa Joe, beneath his feeble exterior, is a puppet master of destruction, a villain so sinister he hides his monstrous nature behind the facade of an old man. In the end, his greed, his lies, and his sheer willingness to destroy innocence make him not just a villain, but a creature of pure, undiluted treachery.
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