comment by Devonshirespur (U6316)
posted 1 hour, 49 minutes ago
comment by Robb Raygun (U22716)
posted 14 minutes ago
comment by Nickasaurus (U9257)
posted 9 seconds ago
‘here comes the draught excluder’

I've never ever heard this?
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Really? It’s in EVERY game
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I just think it stupid they actually have someone lying down. How many FKs have been scored under the wall. It happens but none spring to mind, so rare it is.
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Never heard this phrase but have seen a few goals rolled under the wall. Why not prevent that?

comment by FFS Mike. (U1170)
posted 1 hour, 34 minutes ago
“Your Gerrards your Lampards”

“Your Chelseas your Arsenals”
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This has always bugged me. And it's not just in sport.

Raya going down every game with cramp so Arteta can have a tactical team talk on the side of the pitch.

comment by Inbefore (U20589)
posted 3 minutes ago
Raya going down every game with cramp so Arteta can have a tactical team talk on the side of the pitch.
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Even more so because if a player goes down for treatment theyre meant to have to go off the pitch for 40 seconds before being allowed back on. Except if its a keeper..... Why they getting preferential treatment?

comment by Inbefore (U20589)
posted 44 seconds ago
comment by Inbefore (U20589)
posted 3 minutes ago
Raya going down every game with cramp so Arteta can have a tactical team talk on the side of the pitch.
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Even more so because if a player goes down for treatment theyre meant to have to go off the pitch for 40 seconds before being allowed back on. Except if its a keeper..... Why they getting preferential treatment?
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A real loophole there.

comment by it'sonlyagame (U6426)
posted 46 minutes ago
comment by Fabián Caballero (U1734)
posted 1 minute ago

Did you just TSDR my comments in ChatGPT?
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We're now trying to work out what TSDR means.
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Did I just defeat AI cos it takes some simple reasoning to work out?
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Unless you meant "Trademark Status and Document Retrieval". In which case you both defeated me.
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Have you got it yet? What did you do to my comments?

Nah, you got me beaten Barry.

I just typed something like "Comment on the following:" and pasted in your comment.

When say a team that is 2-0 down, score, players rush into the net to pick up the ball, and run back to the halfway line with the ball. What is the point when they are not kicking off? Usually the team that concedes has an inquest and just ambles back to the halfway line.

comment by it'sonlyagame (U6426)
posted 5 minutes ago
Nah, you got me beaten Barry.

I just typed something like "Comment on the following:" and pasted in your comment.
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So you basically expanded on my comments rather than summarising them in a shorter paragraph...which people might normally do...

comment by sandy, golden boot winner fa cup 1901 (U20567)
posted 1 minute ago
When say a team that is 2-0 down, score, players rush into the net to pick up the ball, and run back to the halfway line with the ball. What is the point when they are not kicking off? Usually the team that concedes has an inquest and just ambles back to the halfway line.
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I like the scuffles that break out when someone on the team that's just conceded tries to block off the forwards and prevent the ball from being rushed back to the centre circle.

The stop start stuttering run up by penalty takers.

Should make it so there is no obvious break in the run up.

When a penalty goes low to one side and not near the post, but the keeper dives the other way, the commentator calls it a great pen. The exact same pen but the keeper guesses the right way then the commentator calls it a terrible pen. It's the exact same pen.

Calling it a great save where if the keeper had not saved it, it would be a catastrophic howler. He'd have to actively try and get out of the way of it.

Bookings for tearing off your shirt.

Rules stating that you have to have your socks pulled up and shirt tucked in and everything else that differs from the aspect of 1970s footballers.

The fact that you no longer get impossible football on waterlogged pitches or muddied field that look like something out of 1917 trench warfare. Not even once or twice a season, for old times' sake.

comment by Fabián Caballero (U1734)
posted 24 minutes ago
comment by it'sonlyagame (U6426)
posted 5 minutes ago
Nah, you got me beaten Barry.

I just typed something like "Comment on the following:" and pasted in your comment.
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So you basically expanded on my comments rather than summarising them in a shorter paragraph...which people might normally do...
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I just asked for a comment on your comment, without specifying what type of comment I expected back.

Jamie Headknapp

comment by it'sonlyagame (U6426)
posted 29 seconds ago
comment by Fabián Caballero (U1734)
posted 24 minutes ago
comment by it'sonlyagame (U6426)
posted 5 minutes ago
Nah, you got me beaten Barry.

I just typed something like "Comment on the following:" and pasted in your comment.
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So you basically expanded on my comments rather than summarising them in a shorter paragraph...which people might normally do...
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I just asked for a comment on your comment, without specifying what type of comment I expected back.
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It probably modelled its answer on what it would've expected me to do in the same situation.

City winning the league every year

comment by it'sonlyagame (U6426)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by it'sonlyagame (U6426)
posted 29 seconds ago
comment by Fabián Caballero (U1734)
posted 24 minutes ago
comment by it'sonlyagame (U6426)
posted 5 minutes ago
Nah, you got me beaten Barry.

I just typed something like "Comment on the following:" and pasted in your comment.
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So you basically expanded on my comments rather than summarising them in a shorter paragraph...which people might normally do...
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I just asked for a comment on your comment, without specifying what type of comment I expected back.
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It probably modelled its answer on what it would've expected me to do in the same situation.
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Ok so when I say hello Mr Thompson and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.

..so you made my comments LONGER. What might TSDR stand for?

comment by Robbing Hoody - keepy up arbiter. Don’t talk to me unless you can do ten (U6374)
posted 3 hours, 59 minutes ago
The phrase ‘quarter back’.
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Only cos Gerrard couldn't play it.

As we won the world cup on my 21st birthday, I can assure you all it was a goal, I left my champagne on the table, while I was on my feet screaming 'GOAL.

comment by manusince52 (U9692)
posted 8 seconds ago
As we won the world cup on my 21st birthday, I can assure you all it was a goal, I left my champagne on the table, while I was on my feet screaming 'GOAL.
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Will you admit now that it didn't cross the line or are you a bad person?

comment by Fabián Caballero (U1734)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by manusince52 (U9692)
posted 8 seconds ago
As we won the world cup on my 21st birthday, I can assure you all it was a goal, I left my champagne on the table, while I was on my feet screaming 'GOAL.
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Will you admit now that it didn't cross the line or are you a bad person?
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I am, and always have been, a bad person. But in truth you could not tell from the TV picture.

Commentator narrative are the worst. They can hardly think for themselves.

Also Barry nobody cares. Except you and a poor old man in Hamburg who had a large bet on the match ,and lost.

It was never completely over the line. How much, who knows. TV/film shows that much. Who cares. We won 4-2 anyway