dot, calm it down man will you
when i was out for a stroll one night
i saw a rubbish bin ahoy
"i'll have a play with that" methinks
"and pretend it is a boy"
within a minute i had it down prostrate upon the floor
and i was sat a straddle it humping like a wh*re
as rubbish spilled upon the road
i spat kebab all down my shirt
and shot my load upon the sticker which said
please no toxic dirt
for a moment i was satisfied
but then out of the corner of my eye;
i spied a seggsy video shop
with strap ons i could could buy
i said to the man behind the till
do you have any d*ldos here ?
he said son youve got *punk all down your pants
and we dont serve p ******s here.
my buddies had all gone by now
and i felt a little of a loon
but then i saw my sweetheart the rubbish bin
and lay with it in a spoon.
when i was out for a stroll one night
i saw a rubbish bin ahoy
"i'll have a play with that" methinks
"and pretend it is a boy"
within a minute i had it down prostrate upon the floor
and i was sat a straddle it humping like a wh*re
fack me this place
yeah, it went downhill after that tbh
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i used to be lunatic from the gracious days ?
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My life is lonely.
My life's a bore.
I saw an buzzard.
Of that I'm sure.
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is there anything that any human over the age of 3 has ever written that is more moronic than this ?
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dot, calm it down man will you
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when i was out for a stroll one night
i saw a rubbish bin ahoy
"i'll have a play with that" methinks
"and pretend it is a boy"
within a minute i had it down prostrate upon the floor
and i was sat a straddle it humping like a wh*re
as rubbish spilled upon the road
i spat kebab all down my shirt
and shot my load upon the sticker which said
please no toxic dirt
for a moment i was satisfied
but then out of the corner of my eye;
i spied a seggsy video shop
with strap ons i could could buy
i said to the man behind the till
do you have any d*ldos here ?
he said son youve got *punk all down your pants
and we dont serve p ******s here.
my buddies had all gone by now
and i felt a little of a loon
but then i saw my sweetheart the rubbish bin
and lay with it in a spoon.
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Calm what down blood?
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when i was out for a stroll one night
i saw a rubbish bin ahoy
"i'll have a play with that" methinks
"and pretend it is a boy"
within a minute i had it down prostrate upon the floor
and i was sat a straddle it humping like a wh*re
fack me this place
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yeah, it went downhill after that tbh
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Fackin hell Jpizzle
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Every song ever
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Any modern rap song?
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i used to be lunatic from the gracious days ?
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an buzzard.
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My life is lonely.
My life's a bore.
I saw an buzzard.
Of that I'm sure.
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is there anything that any human over the age of 3 has ever written that is more moronic than this ?
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