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So the 3.7 on Friday night turned slowly into a 5.5 as the night wore on, surprisingly in proportion to the amount of wine I drunk .
Bumped her up to a 6 thanks to her accommodating certain peccadillos
Fack me - woke up to Medusa's uglier sister in the morning, said my goodbyes and got the hell outta dodge
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So the 3.7 on Friday night turned slowly into a 5.5 as the night wore on, surprisingly in proportion to the amount of wine I drunk.
Bumped her up to a 6 thanks to her accommodating certain peccadillos
Fack me - woke up to Medusa's uglier sister in the morning, said my goodbyes and got the hell outta dodge
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Fackin funny though. No it wasn't on locál slàgs - that's on Tuesday
Mighty gets away with it because he drives a Jaaaaaaaaaaaaag.
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Fackin havin a right giraffe
Mighty, were you tempted to put her down?
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Would've been the kindest thing to do. Prevent further pain for the next bloke
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So - I met up with a mate to watch the game this lunchtime, told me this tale.
He's been banging this bird for a couple of months now. Nothing serious, just f-buddies.
He was out with her last weekend, back to her gaff for the night. Banged away all evening. Following morning she facks off somewhere, work or summit, left him there in the pit. Next thing, in walks her daughter (17 or 18) jumps in bed with him.. He's like WTF???? She said well I've heard you banging my mum all night - now I want some!!!
He claimed to have politely turn her down and got the fack out of there
I used to 'drive' a 12,500 ton ship but I still pulled munters
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So the 3.7 on Friday night turned slowly into a 5.5 as the night wore on, surprisingly in proportion to the amount of wine I drunk .
Bumped her up to a 6 thanks to her accommodating certain peccadillos
Fack me - woke up to Medusa's uglier sister in the morning, said my goodbyes and got the hell outta dodge
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So the 3.7 on Friday night turned slowly into a 5.5 as the night wore on, surprisingly in proportion to the amount of wine I drunk.
Bumped her up to a 6 thanks to her accommodating certain peccadillos
Fack me - woke up to Medusa's uglier sister in the morning, said my goodbyes and got the hell outta dodge
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Fackin funny though. No it wasn't on locál slàgs - that's on Tuesday
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Mighty gets away with it because he drives a Jaaaaaaaaaaaaag.
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Fackin havin a right giraffe
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Mighty, were you tempted to put her down?
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Would've been the kindest thing to do. Prevent further pain for the next bloke
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So - I met up with a mate to watch the game this lunchtime, told me this tale.
He's been banging this bird for a couple of months now. Nothing serious, just f-buddies.
He was out with her last weekend, back to her gaff for the night. Banged away all evening. Following morning she facks off somewhere, work or summit, left him there in the pit. Next thing, in walks her daughter (17 or 18) jumps in bed with him.. He's like WTF???? She said well I've heard you banging my mum all night - now I want some!!!
He claimed to have politely turn her down and got the fack out of there
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Who would turn it down
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I used to 'drive' a 12,500 ton ship but I still pulled munters
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