comment by Galvin : Always half full (U10415)
posted 4 minutes ago
Sure someone will get the reference
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Boys Brigade

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Hello Spurgs

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Producers behind the new Thomas the Tank Engine series have bowed to public pressure and will introduce a white supremacist character to combat ‘creeping multiculturalism’.

The team behind the children’s television show announced they were introducing 14 new ethnically diverse characters, but were heavily criticised by the sort of people who tut loudly to themselves when they get the brown waitress in the coffee shop.

In order to bring ‘balance’ to the show, the creative team will add Jayda, a steam locomotive from Basingstoke who is constantly furious at the trains from India, Poland and Syria who ‘come over here to take her jobs’.

Producer Simon Williams explained, “It think it’s fair to say that a lot of steam comes out of a Jayda’s chimney. Especially when she returns to the shed to find out Mohammed the Syrian train has moved in next door.

“We’ve got a whole episode where she complains to the Fat Controller that there isn’t enough room for Mohammed, and that he will probably be bringing dozens of Syrian carriages with him.

“She tries to drum up support for her cause by showing funny pictures to the other trains, but they don’t fall for it because they’re not idiots.

“Long story short, she gets a Twitter account, humiliates herself and then closes the account because everyone realises she’s a moron.

“Of course it’s fictional, why would you think otherwise?”

Bye

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comment by Dave-o (U1060)
posted 6 minutes ago
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comment by Dave-o (U1060)
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I can organise Jamigo meet ups
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Yeah
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Poorly organised at Xmas.
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Get the fack out of ere you mumbling slackjawed caaant
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Awful 3rd pub
People leaving early
Wrong tube station

Poor organisation.
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Not telling anyone that him and Rap were going for food.

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Not.....something else as well probably.

That was the tipping point for me.

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Watch out Dave, his boyfriend is here to protect him.

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comment by ®åρtor✡ (U1071)
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comment by Dave-o (U1060)
posted less than a minute ago
I like Rapt, he still can't organise a night out.
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I hate Dave, he has never organised a night out.
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his wife has

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