comment by Shooter McGalvin: Double what else? (U10415)
posted less than a minute ago
Dave you utter caaant

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I'd imagine that's just the start, you'll be getting incontinence pants in the post tomorrow.

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comment by Shooter McGalvin: Double what else? (U10415)
posted 11 minutes ago
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 48 seconds ago
N. Korea, China, Iran, Iraq, Saudi, Palestine, and possibly Russia would be only memories
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Well I reverse my bannings straight away so....your analogy is terrible
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You drive them straight to the hospital after pushing them down the stairs. Humanitarian.

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comment by Woof (U1059)
posted 10 minutes ago
Just had a telephone interview.

It was all a bit confusing.

Basically he said I was too senior for them to pay me, but I could help to grow the business
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So he wants you to work their for free because you are too senior for the role they are looking to fill?

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comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 1 second ago
comment by Woof (U1059)
posted 10 minutes ago
Just had a telephone interview.

It was all a bit confusing.

Basically he said I was too senior for them to pay me, but I could help to grow the business
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So he wants you to work their for free because you are too senior for the role they are looking to fill?
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Basically, it struck me as a bull&&&&ter hoping to find some desperate mug. Which I guess is why he called me.

comment by spurgle5 (U4336)
posted 8 minutes ago
comment by Woof (U1059)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by spurgle5 (U4336)
posted 4 minutes ago
So,

Wayne and J in lycra with their wrestling masks on, who wins?
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Yeah pal, like you've had a bar full of chalet girls creaming their knockers over ya

And a fackin lead singer shouting from the balcony she wants your body



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Actually,

i have
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I'm having it right now.

comment by Woof (U1059)
posted 19 seconds ago
comment by Robben (U1145)
posted 1 second ago
comment by Woof (U1059)
posted 10 minutes ago
Just had a telephone interview.

It was all a bit confusing.

Basically he said I was too senior for them to pay me, but I could help to grow the business
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So he wants you to work their for free because you are too senior for the role they are looking to fill?
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Basically, it struck me as a bull&&&&ter hoping to find some desperate mug. Which I guess is why he called me.
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He must know you well

comment by Zachsda (I saw a coathanger and laughed) (U1850)
posted about a minute ago
comment by spurgle5 (U4336)
posted 10 seconds ago
Zachs,

how do you think the OF game will pan out?
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I think they will be too strong tbh, but i expect a far better challenge than last time.I won't collapse if we win because we have been playing relatively well, but it's difficult to guage due to the level of opposition.
Come Sunday i will of course be confident of winning cos thats what fans do
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The Scottish game needs this fixture, it doesn't need all the shiet that goes with it though.

I come from a Celtic background, think this will be closer than some are predicting

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comment by Shooter McGalvin: Double what else? (U10415)
posted 2 minutes ago
Yuri #Gagarin became the first human in space #OnThisDay in 1961, shouting ‘Poyehali’ (let’s go) at blast off
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He broke into a rendition of Two Tribes?

comment by Zachsda (I saw a coathanger and laughed) (U1850)
posted less than a minute ago
rapt
I'll be cool regardless as it's my oldest sons wedding on Saturday, so that's the big event for me.
A load of us will watch it at the venue on the Sunday(mixed crowd)So some of us will be getting it in the neck
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An S&M wedding, that's novel.

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comment by Zachsda (I saw a coathanger and laughed) (U1850)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by spurgle5 (U4336)
posted 15 seconds ago
comment by Zachsda (I saw a coathanger and laughed) (U1850)
posted less than a minute ago
rapt
I'll be cool regardless as it's my oldest sons wedding on Saturday, so that's the big event for me.
A load of us will watch it at the venue on the Sunday(mixed crowd)So some of us will be getting it in the neck
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An S&M wedding, that's novel.
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Well if it's anything like his mums amd mines
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Legs wide shut

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comment by Zachsda (I saw a coathanger and laughed) (U1850)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by spurgle5 (U4336)
posted 15 seconds ago
comment by Zachsda (I saw a coathanger and laughed) (U1850)
posted less than a minute ago
rapt
I'll be cool regardless as it's my oldest sons wedding on Saturday, so that's the big event for me.
A load of us will watch it at the venue on the Sunday(mixed crowd)So some of us will be getting it in the neck
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An S&M wedding, that's novel.
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Well if it's anything like his mums amd mines
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Mines is taking S&M to a new level.

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Rapt

Being a Londonite, is there anywhere you can recommend near London Bridge for me to meet my mate next week?

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