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In hot countries chickens lay soft boiled eggs
boil an egg is one lobsters
the others were :
get a new passport
get someone pregnant
go to the moon
Get in!!
I fackin knew it
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The Crackling was sad to see all the boobcracks had been eaten on it's return, so it popped into the local Flapsagent for 20 Crapmans and a pint of pubic lice.
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After a time the Crapman taxmonger put poor Lumpy back on the prangleheap, and he was left to lap up the leftover pooninge juice from the venerable Mrs Gavina.
Galv - do any of your colleagues ever pull your leg / threaten to sack you, about how much work you do ?
not being funny mate, but the most youve done all week is move out of the way for that bloke who checked your computer.
After a time the Crapman taxmonger put poor Lumpy back on the prangleheap, and he was left to lap up the leftover pooninge juice from the venerable Mrs Gavina.
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Mrs gavina, being the towns famous gusher once put out a fire in Mr Rompletit's bakery of amusing shapes.
How she could perform under such pressure was remarkable, although town rumours of her covering her in molten lava ham slices were never confirmed. Lumpy runs away when questioned
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Mrs gavina, being the towns famous gusher once put out a fire in Mr Rompletit's bakery of amusing shapes.
How she could perform under such pressure was remarkable, although town rumours of her covering her in molten lava ham slices were never confirmed. Lumpy runs away when questioned
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The molten lava ham slices were not to be silenced however, and regularly piped up on Hoonmongers Eve when all the local twatiddlers came out to shindangle. Oh what a merry ticklefump they had on those misty mornings by the wangleside...
do any of your colleagues ever pull your leg / threaten to sack you, about how much work you do ?
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I do wonder if this is the real reason behind RRP's disappearing act
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I think it's best if you do TBOK, i'm genuinely worried now.
If they started monitoring his internet use maybe he couldn't say anything. Surely he would've got on the ithorn though
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Is "earn 10k" one?
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Winner
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In hot countries chickens lay soft boiled eggs
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boil an egg is one lobsters
the others were :
get a new passport
get someone pregnant
go to the moon
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posted on 31/5/12
Get in!!
I fackin knew it
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I didn't cheat, swear!
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The Crackling was sad to see all the boobcracks had been eaten on it's return, so it popped into the local Flapsagent for 20 Crapmans and a pint of pubic lice.
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After a time the Crapman taxmonger put poor Lumpy back on the prangleheap, and he was left to lap up the leftover pooninge juice from the venerable Mrs Gavina.
posted on 31/5/12
Galv - do any of your colleagues ever pull your leg / threaten to sack you, about how much work you do ?
not being funny mate, but the most youve done all week is move out of the way for that bloke who checked your computer.
posted on 31/5/12
After a time the Crapman taxmonger put poor Lumpy back on the prangleheap, and he was left to lap up the leftover pooninge juice from the venerable Mrs Gavina.
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Mrs gavina, being the towns famous gusher once put out a fire in Mr Rompletit's bakery of amusing shapes.
How she could perform under such pressure was remarkable, although town rumours of her covering her in molten lava ham slices were never confirmed. Lumpy runs away when questioned
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posted on 31/5/12
Mrs gavina, being the towns famous gusher once put out a fire in Mr Rompletit's bakery of amusing shapes.
How she could perform under such pressure was remarkable, although town rumours of her covering her in molten lava ham slices were never confirmed. Lumpy runs away when questioned
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The molten lava ham slices were not to be silenced however, and regularly piped up on Hoonmongers Eve when all the local twatiddlers came out to shindangle. Oh what a merry ticklefump they had on those misty mornings by the wangleside...
posted on 31/5/12
posted on 31/5/12
do any of your colleagues ever pull your leg / threaten to sack you, about how much work you do ?
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I do wonder if this is the real reason behind RRP's disappearing act
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posted on 31/5/12
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posted on 31/5/12
I think it's best if you do TBOK, i'm genuinely worried now.
If they started monitoring his internet use maybe he couldn't say anything. Surely he would've got on the ithorn though
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