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comment by 1manontherun 7-0 (U4291)

posted on 27/5/16

Micro Curry = a questionable time in your relationship..

My Mrs does my nut in, eats big bags of crisps every night.... I mean I'm trying here and I don't need someone going mental in to a big bag of crisps everytime I'm winding down

comment by Kenny Jackett (U1145)

posted on 28/5/16

Meeeeeess

comment by Kenny Jackett (U1145)

posted on 28/5/16

comment by 1manontherun 7-0 (U4291)

posted on 28/5/16

Yeah?

comment by Kenny Jackett (U1145)

posted on 28/5/16

1man!

comment by 1manontherun 7-0 (U4291)

posted on 28/5/16

Sup, how's life in the ghetto?

comment by Kenny Jackett (U1145)

posted on 28/5/16

Not good fam.

At work... went to bed at 4, up at 7, am a complete wreck. Need bed.

You?

comment by Kenny Jackett (U1145)

posted on 28/5/16

comment by nWo, deus amet scriptor (U20092)

posted on 28/5/16

Women have been asked to stop dicking about with their eyebrows because it looks ridiculous.

Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “Why in the name of fack would anyone yank out the hairs above their eyes and then paint or tattoo them back on?

“Everyone’s eyebrows look fine.

“Even if your eyebrows are not perfect, guaranteed they look better than if they were drawn on with a glorified Sharpie.”

32-year-old Emma Bradford said: “Thanks to high quality reality television and adverts I realise that my natural features are wrong.

“I must augment my looks with an array of products and procedures because otherwise men will shun me and my life will be like Sissy Spacek’s in the film Carrie.

“The ‘scouse brow’ thing is old hat though. I buy pairs of fat black garden slugs and glue them onto my forehead.

“They are designer slugs from a top studio in Paris.”