Unless he can find someone who's given birth to a UFO, it's unlikely that he'll find a suitable mate.
However, a trip into the poorn industry doesn't seem like such a bad idea. You find everything in pooornos nowadays, and from time-to-time there's some really odd stuff.
If he's up for getting into the Guinness Book of Records then there are plenty of records he could set:
Longest golf putt ever made with a peenis
Highest cricket score recorded with a peenis
Most sushi rolls balanced on a peenis
Longest distance covered with a peenis strapped to your leg
Most weights lifted with a peenis
Most knockouts with a peenis
They reckon he performed his own enlargement "surgery" with weights
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Kindred spirits, me and Roberto
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They reckon he performed his own enlargement "surgery" with weights
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That wouldn't explain the girth though.
Would end up like spaghetti.
Aaannnddddd GO....
dried spaghetti up a donkey's chuff
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What time we meeting dave ?
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Would normal size testes even be able to generate enough ji.izz to make it out? Surely it'd just clog it up
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Would normal size testes even be able to generate enough ji.izz to make it out? Surely it'd just clog it up
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That's why he has a problem with urinary tract infections piiiss doesn't all make it out
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Unless he can find someone who's given birth to a UFO, it's unlikely that he'll find a suitable mate.
However, a trip into the poorn industry doesn't seem like such a bad idea. You find everything in pooornos nowadays, and from time-to-time there's some really odd stuff.
If he's up for getting into the Guinness Book of Records then there are plenty of records he could set:
Longest golf putt ever made with a peenis
Highest cricket score recorded with a peenis
Most sushi rolls balanced on a peenis
Longest distance covered with a peenis strapped to your leg
Most weights lifted with a peenis
Most knockouts with a peenis
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They reckon he performed his own enlargement "surgery" with weights
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Kindred spirits, me and Roberto
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Love this
Longest golf putt ever made with a peenis
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They reckon he performed his own enlargement "surgery" with weights
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That wouldn't explain the girth though.
Would end up like spaghetti.
Aaannnddddd GO....
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dried spaghetti up a donkey's chuff
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What time we meeting dave ?
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Would normal size testes even be able to generate enough ji.izz to make it out? Surely it'd just clog it up
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That's why he has a problem with urinary tract infections piiiss doesn't all make it out
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