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comment by Galvs...Revel Alliance (U10415)
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comment by ®åρtor✡ (U1071)
posted 2 minutes ago
Always get a cooked egg with a runny yolk in that time
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Same....3 mins is too snotty
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Itsnot

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comment by Galvs...Revel Alliance (U10415)
posted about a minute ago
comment by ®åρtor✡ (U1071)
posted less than a minute ago
If its too snotty just stick the top of the egg shell back on and let cook within itself.
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Spiritual eggys
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genuine out loud there too. Cheers.

comment by Galvs...Revel Alliance (U10415)
posted less than a minute ago
Played some cards yesters
3 card brag
Twos
rummy
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TV Licensing finally caught up with you pal?

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comment by Jermaine Pedant (U1145)
posted 11 minutes ago
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Ham on Wry ‏@realHamOnWry 9h9 hours ago

Nothing smells like a hobo farted inside your fridge like a bunch of hard boiled eggs.

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Hard boiled eggs, and nuts
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Things that you look like?
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Famous line from one of the most famous film duos ever.

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comment by Galvs...Revel Alliance (U10415)
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comment by Jermaine Pedant (U1145)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Galvs...Revel Alliance (U10415)
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Played some cards yesters
3 card brag
Twos
rummy
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TV Licensing finally caught up with you pal?
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She pays it without my knowledge so I am not paying it........
Bruv bought his poker set raaand so me him and nipper had a few games whilst the girls were aat
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I used to have a poker set

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A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a
Xmas fancy dress party.
He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden
leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his
problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a
note:


Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spotted
handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate. The man is
offended that the outfit emphasizes his disability, so he
writes a letter of complaint.. A week passes and he
receives another parcel and note:




Dear Sir,
Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a
monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part.

The man is really incandescent with rage now, because the company has gone from emphasising his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really strong letter of complaint..

A few days later he gets a very smallparcel from the company with the accompanying letter:




Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup.
We suggest you pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, let it harden, then stick your wooden leg up your arrse and go as a toffee apple.

That's my pelvis realigned. I've to go back next Monday for them to do a quick check and if it is still in place, they wont charge. They reckon it is likely from my mountain bike crash.

Feels great at the moment.

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