Is lothario the new word for virgin?

comment by Vertonghen Groove *100% WUM free* (U1546)
posted about a minute ago
Is lothario the new word for virgin?
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if the pants fit.............

comment by spurgle5 (U4336)
posted 1 minute ago
Let's get this thing moving again Wayne, we don't need that lot over on GN (insert latest number).

We can make as many gramatical airors and speling mistakes as we like here and boast about our monogamy without fear of ridicule or comparison with the great lothario.


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Is monogamy that really hard dark wood they make into expensive furniture?

comment by nWo, making GN great again (U20092)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by spurgle5 (U4336)
posted 1 minute ago
Let's get this thing moving again Wayne, we don't need that lot over on GN (insert latest number).

We can make as many gramatical airors and speling mistakes as we like here and boast about our monogamy without fear of ridicule or comparison with the great lothario.


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Is monogamy that really hard dark wood they make into expensive furniture?
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No that's ebony

comment by Vertonghen Groove *100% WUM free* (U1546)
posted about a minute ago
comment by nWo, making GN great again (U20092)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by spurgle5 (U4336)
posted 1 minute ago
Let's get this thing moving again Wayne, we don't need that lot over on GN (insert latest number).

We can make as many gramatical airors and speling mistakes as we like here and boast about our monogamy without fear of ridicule or comparison with the great lothario.


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Is monogamy that really hard dark wood they make into expensive furniture?
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No that's ebony
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No , it's above the knee

comment by Vertonghen Groove *100% WUM free* (U1546)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by nWo, making GN great again (U20092)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by spurgle5 (U4336)
posted 1 minute ago
Let's get this thing moving again Wayne, we don't need that lot over on GN (insert latest number).

We can make as many gramatical airors and speling mistakes as we like here and boast about our monogamy without fear of ridicule or comparison with the great lothario.


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Is monogamy that really hard dark wood they make into expensive furniture?
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No that's ebony
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And ivory?

comment by nWo, making GN great again (U20092)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by Vertonghen Groove *100% WUM free* (U1546)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by nWo, making GN great again (U20092)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by spurgle5 (U4336)
posted 1 minute ago
Let's get this thing moving again Wayne, we don't need that lot over on GN (insert latest number).

We can make as many gramatical airors and speling mistakes as we like here and boast about our monogamy without fear of ridicule or comparison with the great lothario.


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Is monogamy that really hard dark wood they make into expensive furniture?
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No that's ebony
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And ivory?
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That'll be Trump's next target, no more black keys on a piano

Do they have zee-bra crossings in the States?

comment by nWo, making GN great again (U20092)
posted about a minute ago
Do they have zee-bra crossings in the States?
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They're being painted orange and white in honour of the Dickhead-in-chief

So everyone can walk on him.

Looks like this guy has stolen someone's massage technique. Wonder does he do barmaids and escorts?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38772578

When you're THAT good that you inspire others.

WAYNE...........where the feck are you?

Come to the good side, Spurgle....

An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day. After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your diick touch your arrse?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar." Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your diick touch your arrse?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer." Another 20 minutes passes, and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips. The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your diick touch your arrse?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go feck yourself, these are my chips."

comment by Jermaine Pedant (U1145)
posted 3 minutes ago



Come to the good side, Spurgle....



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There ain't no good side Ben, we're all just killing time

Or threads in Pasty's case

Isn't it all a bit petty though, playing games like this when we're all supposed to be adults?

I agree, he should admit that and give the thread up

comment by Jermaine Pedant (U1145)
posted about a minute ago
I agree, he should admit that and give the thread up
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I'd support that, if you stopped acting like a kid too

I've been banned from here for 4.8 days of the 5 he's been back

I went elsewhere, everyone else came too... GN crashed and burned.

#firstneverfollows

Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other. She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a bl*wjob, and lets him really give it to her. In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too feckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!" -

comment by Jermaine Pedant (U1145)
posted about a minute ago
I've been banned from here for 4.8 days of the 5 he's been back

I went elsewhere, everyone else came too... GN crashed and burned.

#firstneverfollows
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Everyone?

OK, you two part timers stayed here practising your echoes

comment by spurgle5 (U4336)
posted less than a minute ago
Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other. She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a bl*wjob, and lets him really give it to her. In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too feckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!" -
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