comment by Galviatric (U10415)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by garlic bread (U21437)
posted less than a minute ago
Im an idiot.

But im a good man.

I dont deserve this.

I could genuinely make someone so happy.
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Try yourself first muppet
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That is how to make myself happy.

To give someone else joy from being with me, is also my joy.

And without it, i...i just domt want to live like this. I dont want this.

I could have had that womderful girl.

Everything wouldve been perfect.

Od have been the real me.

Id have been so happy.

And im must this walking depression.

I just want to die.

That moment when we left the office togethor that night, was soooo good.

It felt so good to have her. For us to be togethor.

Making each other happy.

And i threw it away. For thhis misery.

I dont think they know how bad this depression feels.

How painful it is.

It is AGONY.

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"Enjoy life while you are single" meant "you're dumped", didnt it ?

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comment by TBOK - Life Saver and Detective (U1060)
posted 4 minutes ago
I hope you don't genuinely feel that way, J
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I do at the moment mate, but you never know what's round the corner.

Thank you for your comment.

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Randy: Let me handle this.

What seems to be the officer, problem?

Officer: ...Step out of the car, please.

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comment by Galviatric (U10415)
posted 3 minutes ago
Can you at least wait until the million?
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Good idea sann

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Stan: Dad, Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!
Randy: What?!
Stan: Tom Cruise locked himself in my closet and he won't come out.
Randy: [knocks on closet door] Mr. Cruise? Mr. Cruise, come out of the closet.
Tom Cruise: No!
Randy: Come on, Mr. Cruise, this is ridiculous.
Tom Cruise: I'm never coming out!
Randy: [to Stan] What did you say to him?
Stan: I just told him I thought the Napoleon Dynamite guy is a better actor than he is.
Randy: Oh boy.

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