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sigh going for fecking drinks tonight and all i want is bed

Nah I gave someone a shiiit task to do yesterday and he came back with that, made me laugh.

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comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted 27 seconds ago
sigh going for fecking drinks tonight and all i want is bed
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You are a proper old man these days aren't you?

Think even Red Rum here enjoys a night out more than you do.

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Funniest f*cking thing happened Saturday, was out shopping and about to cross the road to John Lewis.

Waiting at the lights to cross, two chaaaaaavs oppositte did the hard-man act where they walked out in-front of traffic. First bloked timed it well and got through even with his cringe swagger, second guy timed it wrong and had to do that gay skip out the way that people do as are trying to quickly avoid getting hit by a car.
In the midst of his poncey moves, trying to get out the way of a slow moving bus, he drops his phone. He turns around in time just to see the first wheel of the bus drive it over . He then screams and out kicks the wheel, swearing at the bus driver for what he has done, and you see the second wheel run it over crushing the phone.
He then picks up this shattered squash mess of a samsung , turns around and legs it after the bus in an attempt to kick the shiiiiiit out of a bus driver. His mate follows.

Then their other mate who didnt cross the road, starts jogging after them yobbing them 'You f*cking b*llend maaaaaaate"

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comment by Galvlaad (U10415)
posted 1 second ago


Let's hope the dregcunt didn't hurt the driver
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It was one of the ones where he had protective glass so he would be sound

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comment by Misery is the river of the world ✡ (U1071)
posted 38 seconds ago
Van drove over my work phone when I stopped at the gates to get into the basement of my office. I was trying to get my ID card aaaat of the phone wallet and by doing so ended up dropping the phone. Van pulled up just behind me and rode over it

Only one person to blame there
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Smash the thing?

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