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I tried doing one, but it gets rejected by the spam filter.
Left the fackin panda in the taxi
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"I'm excited I want drinking with you"
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comment by Zachsda(stealing sausages since 1978) (U1850)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by garlic bread (U21437)
posted 2 minutes ago
"I'm excited I want drinking with you"
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Hi Yoda
Well are you?
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"we going to party tonight yeah"
She isn't impressing me as a mother tbh.
- thought i had a girlfriend when she bought me a diary and gave me the good talk
- lost my job when I got shtifaced in my lunchbreak and lost it at work after the girl didn't show up again the next day. Never saw the girl again.
- caused utter carnage when i pulled 8 girls in 1 nightclub on a sunday afternoon
- went on a date with girl number 8 who was completely in love with me and then vanished when i was talking to another girl. Found her later in a trance and unable to take her eyes off me after some fella who was buying champagne told me i better get lost because she's his girl
- went home with a russian ubberstunna who let me off half the price when i couldnt get any cash out, and then just gave it up on the bed and let me do what i wanted to her, which resulted in me slurping on her with suction noises like being at the dentist
- snogged 5 girls in the same nightclub another afternoon
- had 4 girls i was with vanish in 1 day
- had 2 best friends fight over me in a nightclub after i took them to dinner
- took a girl from a tieti type bar to another club and then to an enemy bar, before she finished herself off in the toilet after some kind of intervention occurred when she was pretty much too turned on to walk
- took another girl into an enemy bar, only for the mafia to intervene after we began to fall in love, and her vanishing into thin air after ignoring all the texts she was receiving telling her she had to go somewhere else
- arranged to meet the girl tonight who said i got her pregnant
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comment by Zachsda(stealing sausages since 1978) (U1850)
posted 25 seconds ago
That'll mainly be because at this moment she is a mother to be
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Might be Zach.
Might be.
Let's not give up hope just yet
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comment by garlic bread (U21437)
posted 11 hours, 23 minutes ago
comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 2 hours, 13 minutes ago
comment by TBOK - Life Saver and Detective (U1060)
posted 2 hours, 34 minutes ago
comment by garlic bread (U21437)
posted 16 seconds ago
comment by TBOK - Life Saver and Detective (U1060)
posted 4 minutes ago
We seem to have forgotten about my great game?
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Im looking for it now...
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So, J travels the world constantly.
We get him to visit various locations and carry out tasks.
While we load this up.....
http://www.earthcam.com/
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Can see your belly on each screen
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Still having a tantrum because of the other day ?
You are utterly pathetic.
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Why has the comment aimed at TBOK upset him so much?
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comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by garlic bread (U21437)
posted 11 hours, 23 minutes ago
comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 2 hours, 13 minutes ago
comment by TBOK - Life Saver and Detective (U1060)
posted 2 hours, 34 minutes ago
comment by garlic bread (U21437)
posted 16 seconds ago
comment by TBOK - Life Saver and Detective (U1060)
posted 4 minutes ago
We seem to have forgotten about my great game?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Im looking for it now...
----------------------------------------------------------------------
So, J travels the world constantly.
We get him to visit various locations and carry out tasks.
While we load this up.....
http://www.earthcam.com/
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Can see your belly on each screen
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Still having a tantrum because of the other day ?
You are utterly pathetic.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Why has the comment aimed at TBOK upset him so much?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Ok. Apologies, my bad.
You know why i was facked off with you though. Or you should do.
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comment by garlic bread (U21437)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by garlic bread (U21437)
posted 11 hours, 23 minutes ago
comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 2 hours, 13 minutes ago
comment by TBOK - Life Saver and Detective (U1060)
posted 2 hours, 34 minutes ago
comment by garlic bread (U21437)
posted 16 seconds ago
comment by TBOK - Life Saver and Detective (U1060)
posted 4 minutes ago
We seem to have forgotten about my great game?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Im looking for it now...
----------------------------------------------------------------------
So, J travels the world constantly.
We get him to visit various locations and carry out tasks.
While we load this up.....
http://www.earthcam.com/
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Can see your belly on each screen
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Still having a tantrum because of the other day ?
You are utterly pathetic.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Why has the comment aimed at TBOK upset him so much?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Ok. Apologies, my bad.
You know why i was facked off with you though. Or you should do.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I never know why you are facked off with me.
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comment by David Blinkett (U10415)
posted 1 minute ago
I'm gonna kick Ned Ryerson in the bollix today
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Go on...
Stayed up late las night to watch the Spurs game.
Tired.
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I tried doing one, but it gets rejected by the spam filter.
posted on 12/5/17
Left the fackin panda in the taxi
posted on 12/5/17
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posted on 12/5/17
"I'm excited I want drinking with you"
posted on 12/5/17
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posted on 12/5/17
comment by Zachsda(stealing sausages since 1978) (U1850)
posted 10 minutes ago
comment by garlic bread (U21437)
posted 2 minutes ago
"I'm excited I want drinking with you"
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Hi Yoda
Well are you?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
posted on 12/5/17
"we going to party tonight yeah"
She isn't impressing me as a mother tbh.
posted on 12/5/17
- thought i had a girlfriend when she bought me a diary and gave me the good talk
- lost my job when I got shtifaced in my lunchbreak and lost it at work after the girl didn't show up again the next day. Never saw the girl again.
- caused utter carnage when i pulled 8 girls in 1 nightclub on a sunday afternoon
- went on a date with girl number 8 who was completely in love with me and then vanished when i was talking to another girl. Found her later in a trance and unable to take her eyes off me after some fella who was buying champagne told me i better get lost because she's his girl
- went home with a russian ubberstunna who let me off half the price when i couldnt get any cash out, and then just gave it up on the bed and let me do what i wanted to her, which resulted in me slurping on her with suction noises like being at the dentist
- snogged 5 girls in the same nightclub another afternoon
- had 4 girls i was with vanish in 1 day
- had 2 best friends fight over me in a nightclub after i took them to dinner
- took a girl from a tieti type bar to another club and then to an enemy bar, before she finished herself off in the toilet after some kind of intervention occurred when she was pretty much too turned on to walk
- took another girl into an enemy bar, only for the mafia to intervene after we began to fall in love, and her vanishing into thin air after ignoring all the texts she was receiving telling her she had to go somewhere else
- arranged to meet the girl tonight who said i got her pregnant
posted on 12/5/17
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posted on 12/5/17
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posted on 12/5/17
comment by Zachsda(stealing sausages since 1978) (U1850)
posted 25 seconds ago
That'll mainly be because at this moment she is a mother to be
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Might be Zach.
Might be.
Let's not give up hope just yet
posted on 12/5/17
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posted on 12/5/17
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comment by garlic bread (U21437)
posted 11 hours, 23 minutes ago
comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 2 hours, 13 minutes ago
comment by TBOK - Life Saver and Detective (U1060)
posted 2 hours, 34 minutes ago
comment by garlic bread (U21437)
posted 16 seconds ago
comment by TBOK - Life Saver and Detective (U1060)
posted 4 minutes ago
We seem to have forgotten about my great game?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Im looking for it now...
----------------------------------------------------------------------
So, J travels the world constantly.
We get him to visit various locations and carry out tasks.
While we load this up.....
http://www.earthcam.com/
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Can see your belly on each screen
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Still having a tantrum because of the other day ?
You are utterly pathetic.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Why has the comment aimed at TBOK upset him so much?
posted on 12/5/17
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posted on 12/5/17
comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by garlic bread (U21437)
posted 11 hours, 23 minutes ago
comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 2 hours, 13 minutes ago
comment by TBOK - Life Saver and Detective (U1060)
posted 2 hours, 34 minutes ago
comment by garlic bread (U21437)
posted 16 seconds ago
comment by TBOK - Life Saver and Detective (U1060)
posted 4 minutes ago
We seem to have forgotten about my great game?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Im looking for it now...
----------------------------------------------------------------------
So, J travels the world constantly.
We get him to visit various locations and carry out tasks.
While we load this up.....
http://www.earthcam.com/
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Can see your belly on each screen
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Still having a tantrum because of the other day ?
You are utterly pathetic.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Why has the comment aimed at TBOK upset him so much?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Ok. Apologies, my bad.
You know why i was facked off with you though. Or you should do.
posted on 12/5/17
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posted on 12/5/17
comment by garlic bread (U21437)
posted 3 minutes ago
comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by garlic bread (U21437)
posted 11 hours, 23 minutes ago
comment by Edinspur (U1109)
posted 2 hours, 13 minutes ago
comment by TBOK - Life Saver and Detective (U1060)
posted 2 hours, 34 minutes ago
comment by garlic bread (U21437)
posted 16 seconds ago
comment by TBOK - Life Saver and Detective (U1060)
posted 4 minutes ago
We seem to have forgotten about my great game?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Im looking for it now...
----------------------------------------------------------------------
So, J travels the world constantly.
We get him to visit various locations and carry out tasks.
While we load this up.....
http://www.earthcam.com/
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Can see your belly on each screen
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Still having a tantrum because of the other day ?
You are utterly pathetic.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Why has the comment aimed at TBOK upset him so much?
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Ok. Apologies, my bad.
You know why i was facked off with you though. Or you should do.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
I never know why you are facked off with me.
posted on 12/5/17
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posted on 12/5/17
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posted on 12/5/17
comment by David Blinkett (U10415)
posted 1 minute ago
I'm gonna kick Ned Ryerson in the bollix today
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Go on...
posted on 12/5/17
Stayed up late las night to watch the Spurs game.
Tired.
posted on 12/5/17
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