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Skinner with his crazy explanations,
The superintendent's gonna need his medication!
When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations,
There'll be trouble in town tonight!

Superintendant Chalmers: Good Lord, what is happening in there?
Principal Skinner: The Aurora Borealis?
Superintendant Chalmers: The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
Principal Skinner: Yes.
Superintendant Chalmers: May I see it?
Principal Skinner: No. <slams door>

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Everybody in the USA hates their stupid neighbor
He's Flanders and he's really really lame
Flanders tried to wreck my song
His views on birth control are wrong
I hate his guts and Flanders is his name
F-L-A-N-D-E-R-S he's the man that i hate best
I'd like to see his house go up in flames
F-L-A, his name is Ned
E-R-S, such a stupid name
He's worse than Frankenstein or doctor no
You can't upset him even slightly
He just smiles and nods politely
Then goes home and worships nightly
His leftorium is an emporium of woa
F-L-A, don't yell at Ned

D-E-R, his wife is dead
Everbody hates that stupid jerk
Springfield rocks with homers joyous loathing
Filling clubs with angry valentinos
You don't have to move your feet
Just hate Flanders to the disco beat
He's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborinno
If you despise polite left handers
Then i'll doubt you'll like that Flanders
Or his creepy little offsprings rod and tod
That's us!
Hooray!
F-L-A, his name is Ned
E-R-S, he is so white bread
The smiling mustache geek that walks with god

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F-L-A, don't yell at Ned

D-E-R, his wife is dead

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comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted 1 minute ago
F-L-A, don't yell at Ned

D-E-R, his wife is dead


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Bad kids, all my friends are bad kids
Product of no dad kids, kids like you and me

Krusty the Clown: Homer gave me a kidney: it wasn't his, I didn't need it, and it came postage due- but I appreciated the gesture!



Carl: Bart was always blowing his spare cash by paying us to kiss each other.
Lenny: Did we ever get that money?
Narrator: But interracial homoeroticism was only chapter one of Encyclopedia Self-Destructica.

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comment by Jumbo Mills (U10415)
posted 9 minutes ago
Hope J isn't really laying down in the road
Will get arrested
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ive picked up a bit.

probably wont last long, but i aint complaining for the time being

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C__567eXgAAxbZk.jpg

anyway, ive realised that i will never be able to fall in love, due to the combination of my off the scale love making / love fall inducing skills, combined with my broken balls and brain.

basically, any girl i sleep with will become so honry that she needs sxe all day every day. i'll last about a day, and then will completely break.

she'll leave me. it'll take me a week to recover physically, and an unknown period to recover mentally.

repeat ad infinitum.

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comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted 2 minutes ago
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C__567eXgAAxbZk.jpg
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LOVE IASIF

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