comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 1 minute ago
If you wanna be added to GN2 let me know
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comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 1 hour, 19 minutes ago
there's a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out
but I'm too tough for him
I say, stay in there
I'm not going to let anybody see you
there's a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out
but I pur whiskey on him and inhale cigarette smoke
and the whores and the bartenders and the grocery clerks
never know that he's in there
there's a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out
but I'm too tough for him
I say
stay down, do you want to mess me up?
you want to screw up the works?
you want to blow my book sales in Europe?
there's a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out
but I'm too clever, I only let him out at night sometimes
when everybody's asleep
I say, I know that you're there
so don't be sad
then I put him back
but he's singing a little in there, I haven't quite let him die
and we sleep together like that with our
secret pact
and it's nice enough to make a man
weep
but I don't weep
do you?
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I'm genuinely reading Bluebird just now. Then I read your post.

Ah man.

I often read it at night before I go to sleep

only let him out at night sometimes
when everybody's asleep
I say, I know that you're there
so don't be sad
then I put him back
but he's singing a little in there, I haven't quite let him die
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I do not appreciate this on good news

Raptor.

Drunk a bottle of Cava, a bottle of red, a 650ml bottle of tequila beer and now drinking whisky.

Then you post that Raptor. Ah man

While preachers preach of evil fates
Teachers teach that knowledge waits
Can lead to hundred-dollar plates
Goodness hides behind its gates
But even the president of the United States
Sometimes must have to stand naked

An' though the rules of the road have been lodged
It's only people's games that you got to dodge
And it's alright, Ma, I can make it

Advertising signs that con you
Into thinking you're the one
That can do what's never been done
That can win what's never been won
Meantime life outside goes on
All around you

You lose yourself, you reappear
You suddenly find you got nothing to fear
Alone you stand with nobody near
When a trembling distant voice, unclear
Startles your sleeping ears to hear
That somebody thinks they really found you

my massage sauna place the masseuses work every day.

sometimes they take one day off.

the masseuse I previously mentioned (the bottom one), let's call her number 40, had a day off unexpectedly on Monday.

I took a different girl.

went in Tuesday. she's got the day off again.

I took a different girl. let's call her number 20.

I know this one as well but she'd always been busy the last couple of weeks when I went, plus I wanted number 40 anyway now that we've made up again.

she also does good massage, she's very very sweet, she's got great skin, and she let's me touch her feet a little bit.

Wednesday, number 40's back at work, but I want number 20 now. number 40's available in 20 minutes, number 20 not for one hour (she was available when I walked in but then they told me she had a booking).

so I take number 40, and then I take number 20.

all very good.
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go in yesterday, they've BOTH got the day off.

just rung up again to make a booking with number 20, and the receptionist checks and with a somewhat surprised voice says, "she has day off".


WHAT THE FACK ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

There are about 40 numbers on this board, for 40 masseuses.

The bottom row of the board has the ones who have day off.

I am telling you right now, the bottom row will say "20 40".*

* or their actual numbers

hello, my name is Mr Raja.

it's fkucing true i'm telling you. I am telling you 100%. I aint saying it's a bloke called mr raja but it is fkcuing true.

comment by Admin1 (U1)
posted 3 hours, 14 minutes ago
Drunk a bottle of Cava, a bottle of red, a 650ml bottle of tequila beer and now drinking whisky.

Then you post that Raptor. Ah man

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He drinks a whisky drink, he drinks a lager drink, he sings songs to remind him of the good times..

1man

Hey girl stop what you're doin'!
Hey girl you'll drive me to ruin.
I don't know what it is that I like about you
But I like it a lot.
Won't you let me hold you
Let me feel your lovin' charms.
Communication breakdown
It's always the same
I'm having a nervous breakdown
Drive me insane!
Hey girl I got something I think you ought to know.
Hey babe I want to tell you that I love you so.
I want to hold you in my arms, yeah!
I'm never gonna let you go,
'Cause I like your charms.

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I hate to ruin a good story as you know, but 20 minutes later the massage place called me back and told me she'd come in.

Not saying who but SOMEBODY got some foot action !

If that’s what makes you happy, pleased for you mate!

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