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comment by Hengy (U9129)

posted on 20/3/20

comment by Melt (U22362)
posted about a minute ago
People who aren’t registers donors are the worst*. Your dead, who gives a fack.

*except for galv his organs are useless anyway
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posted on 20/3/20

comment by Melt (U22362)
posted 35 seconds ago
People who aren’t registers donors are the worst*. Your dead, who gives a fack.

*except for galv his organs are useless anyway
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On the contrary, Seagull.
Corneas are spot on.
Heart's big (but not enlarged) and warm
Liver, lungs and kidneys are good for medical science
Peenis can go into a museum to show what's possible

posted on 20/3/20

comment by MKspur ツ (U9129)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Melt (U22362)
posted about a minute ago
People who aren’t registers donors are the worst*. Your dead, who gives a fack.

*except for galv his organs are useless anyway
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posted on 20/3/20

All the uni kids are heading back to their infected cities and towns tbf

comment by Hengy (U9129)

posted on 20/3/20

Sandys done a double daily update today

posted on 20/3/20

comment by Gavlaaaarr (U22360)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Melt (U22362)
posted 35 seconds ago
People who aren’t registers donors are the worst*. Your dead, who gives a fack.

*except for galv his organs are useless anyway
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On the contrary, Seagull.
Corneas are spot on.
Heart's big (but not enlarged) and warm
Liver, lungs and kidneys are good for medical science
Peenis can go into a museum to show what's possible
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comment by Melt (U22362)

posted on 20/3/20

comment by Gavlaaaarr (U22360)
posted 55 seconds ago
comment by Melt (U22362)
posted 35 seconds ago
People who aren’t registers donors are the worst*. Your dead, who gives a fack.

*except for galv his organs are useless anyway
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On the contrary, Seagull.
Corneas are spot on.
Heart's big (but not enlarged) and warm
Liver, lungs and kidneys are good for medical science
Peenis can go into a museum to show what's possible
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True, how something so small was successful twice is a medical marvel

posted on 20/3/20

Nobody wants my shrivelled old liver or my cold black heart.

posted on 20/3/20

Cheek of these caants

comment by Hengy (U9129)

posted on 20/3/20

comment by Gavlaaaarr (U22360)
posted less than a minute ago
All the uni kids are heading back to their infected cities and towns tbf
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Make sure you hose him down before letting him in

posted on 20/3/20

comment by Melt (U22362)
posted 59 seconds ago
comment by Gavlaaaarr (U22360)
posted 55 seconds ago
comment by Melt (U22362)
posted 35 seconds ago
People who aren’t registers donors are the worst*. Your dead, who gives a fack.

*except for galv his organs are useless anyway
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On the contrary, Seagull.
Corneas are spot on.
Heart's big (but not enlarged) and warm
Liver, lungs and kidneys are good for medical science
Peenis can go into a museum to show what's possible
----------------------------------------------------------------------
True, how something so small was successful twice is a medical marvel
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Wow

You gonna donate your teeth for Trump's Wall?

comment by Melt (U22362)

posted on 20/3/20

comment by MKspur ツ (U9129)
posted 49 seconds ago
comment by Gavlaaaarr (U22360)
posted less than a minute ago
All the uni kids are heading back to their infected cities and towns tbf
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Make sure you hose him down before letting him in
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NGs parents say the same thing about galv before a visit

comment by Hengy (U9129)

posted on 20/3/20

comment by Melt (U22362)
posted less than a minute ago
comment by MKspur ツ (U9129)
posted 49 seconds ago
comment by Gavlaaaarr (U22360)
posted less than a minute ago
All the uni kids are heading back to their infected cities and towns tbf
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Make sure you hose him down before letting him in
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NGs parents say the same thing about galv before a visit
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Ffs

posted on 20/3/20

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comment by Melt (U22362)

posted on 20/3/20

comment by Gavlaaaarr (U22360)
posted 44 seconds ago
comment by Melt (U22362)
posted 59 seconds ago
comment by Gavlaaaarr (U22360)
posted 55 seconds ago
comment by Melt (U22362)
posted 35 seconds ago
People who aren’t registers donors are the worst*. Your dead, who gives a fack.

*except for galv his organs are useless anyway
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On the contrary, Seagull.
Corneas are spot on.
Heart's big (but not enlarged) and warm
Liver, lungs and kidneys are good for medical science
Peenis can go into a museum to show what's possible
----------------------------------------------------------------------
True, how something so small was successful twice is a medical marvel
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Wow

You gonna donate your teeth for Trump's Wall?
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Nah will give it to poachers so the elephants can get a month off

posted on 20/3/20

comment by MKspur ツ (U9129)
posted 56 seconds ago
comment by Gavlaaaarr (U22360)
posted less than a minute ago
All the uni kids are heading back to their infected cities and towns tbf
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Make sure you hose him down before letting him in
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Text him and said Stay Dafe and keep your hands clean and punch anyone who coughs near ya and then wash your hands again
Think he'll be OK
May have already had it tbf

posted on 20/3/20

comment by Melt (U22362)
posted 48 seconds ago
comment by MKspur ツ (U9129)
posted 49 seconds ago
comment by Gavlaaaarr (U22360)
posted less than a minute ago
All the uni kids are heading back to their infected cities and towns tbf
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Make sure you hose him down before letting him in
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NGs parents say the same thing about galv before a visit
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caaant

posted on 20/3/20

Broke smeak

comment by Melt (U22362)

posted on 20/3/20

Dafe

posted on 20/3/20

Melt!

posted on 20/3/20

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posted on 20/3/20

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posted on 20/3/20

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posted on 20/3/20

comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 14 minutes ago
CHILDREN aged between two and 12 who are immune to the coronavirus are to train as frontline healthcare staff.

The government has drafted in the youthful workforce to work in A&E, intensive care units and with ambulance teams because they cannot catch COVID-19 and the sheer cuteness of it will cheer everyone up.

Health secretary Matt Hancock said: “If a child can pin the tail onto a donkey, they can put a needle into a vein. Probably. It might take them a couple of goes.

“Kids love playing doctors and nurses, so imagine how exciting it will be for them to have a real live defibrillator. There’s been no objection from parents who are delighted to have them out of the way.”

Three-year-old Tom Logan said: “Look, I was very happy in my current position which mainly involved placing coloured shapes into corresponding holes and pulling the cat’s tail.


“However, if the nation needs us we’ll do what we can to help in return for stickers on our reward charts.

“We’ve been fast-tracked through the ambulance driving test with one steering and one doing the pedals. Once we’ ve co-ordinated on who goes at which end of the stretcher we’ll be good to go.”
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