They should take a water cannon truck into parks and spray the shiet out off everyone sunbathing

I would make sure it was hooked up to sewage outflow
Saves using decent water plus will act as a fertiliser

I finished being facking shiet scared of monkeys that’s for sure

Yea he seemed to genuinely more about the animals during that rather than being a celeb

Yep before he corrupted himself through his own ego
Its weird as he started off pretty much like Carole Baskin is now then got greedy
She started the other way round then realised how bad it all was
Like Ron and Valerie Taylor who were the photographers on Jaws
They used to kill them until they realised what they were doing then devoted their lives to conservation

Ps chimps etc are fackin scarily strong
Fack that when it broke the window

That Carole bird is weird. Definitely on joes side about her killing the husband

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comment by MKspur ツ (U9129)
posted 42 seconds ago
That Carole bird is weird. Definitely on joes side about her killing the husband
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Hmmm, I mean it’s possible that he is in the septic tank (did they ever look ?)
I figured she may have psychologically ground him down to the point he had had enough and just wanted to disappear and leave her to it.
But would he have given up all that money?
Tbf he didn’t act like he had money so it wasn’t for show so maybe he did just say Fack it and spent the rest of his days sailing around the world or something
Either that or she gave him a foot bath of sardine oil

comment by Galvin (U22360)
posted 13 minutes ago
Day 12
Scorcher out here
Gonna have to close the parks soon if muppets can’t live without a bbq picnic and a natter with their fackin mates ffs
Few parks in London getting named and shamed on twitter again
Saafend seafront is closed supposedly
Bet a few try it on
Shoot them
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Just queued up to buy a newspaper and some Lurpak.

Exciting times.

I mean would the big cats not leave his bones? Surely a skull would have remained (unless they want the brains as well)

Yea just seemed all to convenient that she got everything she wanted

I dunno but who would’ve thought a shoe about wild animals would be like that

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Unless there was a pig farm nearby they used as a supplier
Yeah we’ll take 16 of your largest pigs please....alive.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2xUynRdzzsM

comment by Automatic For The People (U21889)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Galvin (U22360)
posted 13 minutes ago
Day 12
Scorcher out here
Gonna have to close the parks soon if muppets can’t live without a bbq picnic and a natter with their fackin mates ffs
Few parks in London getting named and shamed on twitter again
Saafend seafront is closed supposedly
Bet a few try it on
Shoot them
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Just queued up to buy a newspaper and some Lurpak.

Exciting times.
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People keeping their distance? What paper?

comment by MKspur ツ (U9129)
posted 1 minute ago
I dunno but who would’ve thought a shoe about wild animals would be like that
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Basically they’re all nonces

How the Fack did every one of them get taken in by that fackin parasite Jeff I’ll never know

But then all you need to turn young guys from straight into actual gay marriage is tiger cubs and meth

comment by Galvin (U22360)
posted 27 seconds ago
comment by Automatic For The People (U21889)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Galvin (U22360)
posted 13 minutes ago
Day 12
Scorcher out here
Gonna have to close the parks soon if muppets can’t live without a bbq picnic and a natter with their fackin mates ffs
Few parks in London getting named and shamed on twitter again
Saafend seafront is closed supposedly
Bet a few try it on
Shoot them
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Just queued up to buy a newspaper and some Lurpak.

Exciting times.
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People keeping their distance? What paper?
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Only one argument in the queue, and it was in broken English/Spanish which I found quite amusing.


EEEDIOT!!!

What happened?

Not even sure, two people on Boris bikes v fat Spanish man in the queue. I presume they got too close to him for his liking.

Good on him I guess.
Some people still don’t get it/give a fack

Should be a good few stories of idiots later what with this weather.

Zach how is your picture not posted on every shop door?
What are you a fackin ninja?

comment by Galvin (U22360)
posted 7 minutes ago
How the Fack did every one of them get taken in by that fackin parasite Jeff I’ll never know

But then all you need to turn young guys from straight into actual gay marriage is tiger cubs and meth
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Jeff definitely sorted that hit out to pin it on Joe. His mate didn’t even like joe so why would he do it for 3k ffs

Doc was living like a god at his place

Tbf I used to get all my papers for free when doing a big shop.
Would pick a load up and put them in the front bit of the trolley and never unload them at the till.
Never got asked but could easily have brushed it off as forgetfulness.
Not bought or read newspapers for years now tho
Nor will I be entering a shop again under the lockdown as she’s doing it all

Right time to mow the lawn