noone needs crystal meth. they take it because people push it. the main cartel in SEA is massively massively rich and equally powerful. they control everything they want to control. and it's fed by putting people onto their drug. and a lot of people in that part of the world are vunerable and gullable. and once you pop you can't stop. even if you realise you're dieing.

comment by MYLO - SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY (U20111)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by Okeydokey (U22516)
posted 37 seconds ago
how did you pull a dancer anyway Mylo ?
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She put it on me J. I was a catch and without being arrogant I didn’t have to work very hard to pull nice looking birds.
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fair enough. any more details on what happened ?

you were where exactly?:
she was where exactly?:
you knew you'd caught her eye when...:
she approached you when she'd finished dancing/was dancing ?:

i believe you, i'm just interested how it happened.

-Pacha Ibiza
-I knew when she came and told me that she wanted to take me home after closing and to go back to hers for an after party.
-I didn’t even try and shaag her, I was too of my titts and the equipment probably wouldn’t have even worked. Just spent the morning/day doing drugs with her in her hot tub.

I never went to Ibiza to get laid. Just went for the sesh and the music.

There are so many crazy scary drugs out there. Bath salts, krokodile or whatever it’s called. Mad.

i'll tell you one more then i'll leave it.

i slept with this girl in the ppines just before i started my job in HK. 100% it was the best night of her life. 100%.

when i lost my job in HK i contacted her and said do you want to see me ? the answer was a fairly clear yes. i was to go and visit her and we'd go away for a few days.

Trying to have sexx with a pilly Willy is a right chore. Once took viaagra to try and counter the flaccid pennis and nearly had a heart attack

THudds interesting coke story basically consists of him doing it once and losing his shiiiiiit. Maybe cos that nose hoovered up the whole supply in one go.

comment by MYLO - SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY (U20111)
posted 1 minute ago

-I knew when she came and told me that she wanted to take me home after closing and to go back to hers for an after party.

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I don't get that often

I did have an american bird come up to me in a bar in mykonos once though and ask me to touch her all over her body

anyway, i'll just tell this one...

Thudd had two nostrils the size of Daniela Westbrook’s cyclops nostril?

so i turn up in PPines. we go for a pizza.

i tell her i'm going to go to

this little island where they have these tiny monkeys with big eyes. she says 100% serious, "i know the ones. i think they called.....russians ?"

that night, was actually where i got into to lionel richie hello, which i've sung countless times since. because we went to a club that had a singer drag act. the guy on stage points us out from the stage and talks to us for a bit on the mic. he knew her i think. agh, she was really sweet.

and he asks me to name a song for him to sing. i can't think of ANYTHING, and from somewhere i think of lionel richie hello, and he sings it.

anyway, we have a really good night out. and we have great sxe. i still remember each time that night, 3 times. she says she wants to go and live in the mountains, and 2 minutes later's snoring her head off.

in the morning she goes home and grabs her stuff and comes back ready to go away.

we get a tuktuk to the busstop. everyone pi55es themselves at the sight of us, cos she's a 22 year old stunna and i'm...well, me.

but after we've spent an hour and a half snogging each others faces off on the bus noone's laughing any more.

now, the place we were going to was port barton. i've been there a few times. every time i've got the bus there and i've got the bus back. it's about a 3 or 4 hour ride i think from memory.

THIS time, and the only time i have ever known, the bus took a detour, maybe an hour before part barton.

we went down this tiny little lane in the middle of nowhere and stopped outside a house. the only house around.

i got out and had a fga....

I used to sleep with this nutty Irish bird. First night I met her, I asked her what she did and she said she was an accountant. I said I bet your a right boring She was on to me from that moment onwards. Two days later she invited me round and I was pumping her in the kitchen. Her sister and her boyfriend (my mate) was watching round the kitchen door the whole time. Found out the next day she had a fella so thought I’d do the right thing and not see her again. She went nuts and said it wasn’t my choice, it was up to her if she cheated on him or not. About a year later I bumped into her on a night out, said she was single so I took her home. Next morning I dropped her home and she confessed she was still with him. Told her to feck off and she went for me. Couple years later I messaged her drunk out the blue and invited her over. Did the deed again and was like the next day it was a mistake and we shouldn’t see each other again. She said to me, best you never leave your house or I’m going to burn it down whilst your out and kill your cats. Saw her not long after walking down Liverpool Street, I hid in a bush

when i'm having my smoke this guy appears next to me kind of squatting on the floor (not having dump, just chilling).

he's wearing a spurs shirt. brand new tottenham shirt. so i ask him about harry kane.

he's never heard of harry kane.

before i finish my smoke he gets in the van. and it turns out (i promise you think is NOT a dream, this actually happened), that he's now DRIVING the van/bus.

the other noticable thing, is that the girl i've just spent the last 18 or so hours loved up with, won't say a word to me and looks like she's seen a ghost.

we get to the resort, and she's just not talking to me. totally down in the dumps, dragging her heals, doesn't want to get a room anywhere.

eventually we find a lovely place outside the village, with a lovely private beach. about 2 years later she put a photo she took there up as her cover picture on facebook, the day before her account was closed.

but she says she doesnt like it there. it's just the same as everywhere else.

what's the matter with you i ask ? just shrugs her shoulders and trudges off.

we have sxe in the afternoon and it's good. and after that she kind of comes back.

in the evening we go out to this place i went to the last time i came, called jungle bar. and it's literally in the jungle. we spent about an hour walking down this mud road to get there in pitch dark, but it's an adventure. we run a bit to get away from some dogs outside someone's house near to the bar, and she's so excited.

when we get to the bar, i remember her face, i've never seen anyone more alive.

and she's besotted with me. i like (J) she says dreamily.

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we're sitting out the back of the bar chilling, holding hands and looking down over the jungle down to the sea.

and then her phone rings.

and then her phone rings again.

and then her phone rings again. she answers and speaks to someone briefly.

her phone rings again. she answers and speaks to someone. she goes off walking round the bar speaking to someone and i can hear it's getting agitated.

maybe 20 minutes later i get up to go and see what's going on, and she's just coming back.

we carry on drinking and looking at the view for a couple of minutes, and then she says she might have to go back tomorrow. i say what are you talking about, we just got here ? she says her mum's coming to see her, she didn't know.

comment by Raptor✡ (U1071)
posted 54 seconds ago
No way of getting back in touch with her saan?
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she's married now. some ex forces guy. bought a massive house out there. she's got about 3 kids last time i knew, and tbh looked completely different. she clearly remembered me fondly and we didn't say much cos she's married, but it was good to know things worked out for her anyway.

comment by Blarmy (U14547)
posted 27 minutes ago
From what ive been told about being on Morphine it sounds pretty sh't when you actually need it for severe pain relief
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Think it’s one of the strongest they’re allowed to give! I guess it depends on the pain and your tolerance levels.

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posted 1 minute ago
comment by MYLO - SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY (U20111)
posted 8 minutes ago
I used to sleep with this nutty Irish bird. First night I met her, I asked her what she did and she said she was an accountant. I said I bet your a right boringShe was on to me from that moment onwards. Two days later she invited me round and I was pumping her in the kitchen. Her sister and her boyfriend (my mate) was watching round the kitchen door the whole time. Found out the next day she had a fella so thought I’d do the right thing and not see her again. She went nuts and said it wasn’t my choice, it was up to her if she cheated on him or not. About a year later I bumped into her on a night out, said she was single so I took her home. Next morning I dropped her home and she confessed she was still with him. Told her to feck off and she went for me. Couple years later I messaged her drunk out the blue and invited her over. Did the deed again and was like the next day it was a mistake and we shouldn’t see each other again. She said to me, best you never leave your house or I’m going to burn it down whilst your out and kill your cats. Saw her not long after walking down Liverpool Street, I hid in a bush
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Kin ell
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Kin hell, bitchez be crazy.