My dog only eats drug dealers
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I taught my dog to go without food,he was just getting the hang of it then went and died.
Nostalgia aint what it used to be,
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A84764154
Our flat's cat is old. Old and friendly. It doesn't miaow, it just screams at random objects.
What would you call it then?
My cat went missing for 5 months and turned up 4 days before we moved 160 miles up the road
What a considerate cat.
Let's pause for a moment's inner reflection.
So who else just shoved a mirror up their árse?
Gotta go and do some work while you pet lovers get emotional and discuss your felines.
In space, no one can hear you cream.
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Intergalactic prophylactic
This receptionist is hot. Dirty hot.
Maybe even slightly stupid hot.
Which Big Bang? (He said smugly)
Guys I have no idea what happened to it
I think it found some mug to feed it and maybe one day decided to come back , it was fit and healthy and looked in great shape so somebody looked after it
It's a mystery ......My Mrs couldn't believe it
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Our flat cat is an inside cat. Our neighbour's cat bullies her whenever she goes outside.
Man up, pússy
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My dog only eats drug dealers
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posted on 12/10/12
I taught my dog to go without food,he was just getting the hang of it then went and died.
posted on 12/10/12
posted on 12/10/12
Nostalgia aint what it used to be,
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A84764154
posted on 12/10/12
posted on 12/10/12
Our flat's cat is old. Old and friendly. It doesn't miaow, it just screams at random objects.
posted on 12/10/12
What would you call it then?
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posted on 12/10/12
posted on 12/10/12
posted on 12/10/12
A Bureaucat?
posted on 12/10/12
My cat went missing for 5 months and turned up 4 days before we moved 160 miles up the road
posted on 12/10/12
posted on 12/10/12
What a considerate cat.
Let's pause for a moment's inner reflection.
So who else just shoved a mirror up their árse?
posted on 12/10/12
posted on 12/10/12
Gotta go and do some work while you pet lovers get emotional and discuss your felines.
posted on 12/10/12
posted on 12/10/12
In space, no one can hear you cream.
-----------------
Intergalactic prophylactic
posted on 12/10/12
This receptionist is hot. Dirty hot.
Maybe even slightly stupid hot.
posted on 12/10/12
posted on 12/10/12
Which Big Bang? (He said smugly)
posted on 12/10/12
Guys I have no idea what happened to it
I think it found some mug to feed it and maybe one day decided to come back , it was fit and healthy and looked in great shape so somebody looked after it
It's a mystery ......My Mrs couldn't believe it
posted on 12/10/12
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posted on 12/10/12
Our flat cat is an inside cat. Our neighbour's cat bullies her whenever she goes outside.
Man up, pússy
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