Kimchi?!?!? I havent heard about this!!
Another one galv- Vader in star wars IV
Wasn't it the hospital bird?
You're never far from home Galv
The home is where the hearth is.
People need warmth.
Galv
Thought the last one was a month or two back?!
Me too. My feet are freezing.
Where's a recently deceased camel when you need one?
Must cost quite a bit to heat something that occupies 5 postcodes.
Wait a second I have a good one!
Are we talking chat up lines now?
'Mind if i use your colostomy bag as a condom?'
Oh.....dear....
I truly detest myself sometimes.
Luckily they know to fúck off when the sun rises.
The best entrance is when vader comes in after the rebel fight.
Or the family guy spoof
"What if they come in a different door?"
"Well, I guess we'd all just get up and go to that door then."
The one in the back: "Is it gonna be like this all day, Jeff?"
The left one / Jeff: "Hey, I'm just trying to contribute."
The right one: "Yeah, well contribute to pointing your gun at that door."
They do this for a while, then Jeff comments: "Mark, why are you always way nicer to me when the other rebels aren't around?"
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Kimchi?!?!? I havent heard about this!!
Another one galv- Vader in star wars IV
posted on 10/12/12
Wasn't it the hospital bird?
posted on 10/12/12
posted on 10/12/12
You're never far from home Galv
The home is where the hearth is.
People need warmth.
posted on 10/12/12
posted on 10/12/12
Galv
Thought the last one was a month or two back?!
posted on 10/12/12
Me too. My feet are freezing.
Where's a recently deceased camel when you need one?
posted on 10/12/12
posted on 10/12/12
Must cost quite a bit to heat something that occupies 5 postcodes.
posted on 10/12/12
posted on 10/12/12
posted on 10/12/12
Wait a second I have a good one!
posted on 10/12/12
Are we talking chat up lines now?
posted on 10/12/12
posted on 10/12/12
posted on 10/12/12
posted on 10/12/12
'Mind if i use your colostomy bag as a condom?'
Oh.....dear....
posted on 10/12/12
posted on 10/12/12
I truly detest myself sometimes.
Luckily they know to fúck off when the sun rises.
posted on 10/12/12
posted on 10/12/12
The best entrance is when vader comes in after the rebel fight.
Or the family guy spoof
"What if they come in a different door?"
"Well, I guess we'd all just get up and go to that door then."
The one in the back: "Is it gonna be like this all day, Jeff?"
The left one / Jeff: "Hey, I'm just trying to contribute."
The right one: "Yeah, well contribute to pointing your gun at that door."
They do this for a while, then Jeff comments: "Mark, why are you always way nicer to me when the other rebels aren't around?"
posted on 10/12/12
posted on 10/12/12
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