At primary school, I broke my arm in a slide tackle and turned up for the next school team match and hid my plaster cast under my long sleeve strip....Someone told on me 10 mins before kick off and I got dropped from the match.
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Our school football team was a bit mental. I went to clear a ball but ended up kicking the other team's golden striker in the balls.
Next time i got the ball he tried to nail me but missed. Then one of our defenders who was a complete psycho absolutely nailed the guy then punched one of their other players.....
Also wrapped my pinky finger round one side of a goal post and my other fingers round the other side as I slid a through ball into the net....Had a giant lump which looked like my knuckle had popped right up. It turns out it was just fluid which was leaking out a cracked bone.
We were playing in the grounds of a prison once and the guy I was playing up front got kicked in the eye...could have killed him...Ambulance on pitch and everything.
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We were playing in the grounds of a prison once
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You should be a politician........
"WHEN I WAS IN THE SLAMMER......"
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"I can confirm that a phallic object was about my person"
My mate 15 years older than me used to do school sports and he told me the teacher used to make the boys stand in a line and he would go round checking that they weren't wearing underwear...It made for an interesting Friends Reunited page.
Did MC Hammer go to jail?
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I wonder if his strict rules on human contact were respected in prison showers
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At primary school, I broke my arm in a slide tackle and turned up for the next school team match and hid my plaster cast under my long sleeve strip....Someone told on me 10 mins before kick off and I got dropped from the match.
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Thudd's a boy!?
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Our school football team was a bit mental. I went to clear a ball but ended up kicking the other team's golden striker in the balls.
Next time i got the ball he tried to nail me but missed. Then one of our defenders who was a complete psycho absolutely nailed the guy then punched one of their other players.....
posted on 17/1/13
posted on 17/1/13
Also wrapped my pinky finger round one side of a goal post and my other fingers round the other side as I slid a through ball into the net....Had a giant lump which looked like my knuckle had popped right up. It turns out it was just fluid which was leaking out a cracked bone.
posted on 17/1/13
We were playing in the grounds of a prison once and the guy I was playing up front got kicked in the eye...could have killed him...Ambulance on pitch and everything.
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We were playing in the grounds of a prison once
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You should be a politician........
"WHEN I WAS IN THE SLAMMER......"
posted on 17/1/13
Dot
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"I can confirm that a phallic object was about my person"
posted on 17/1/13
My mate 15 years older than me used to do school sports and he told me the teacher used to make the boys stand in a line and he would go round checking that they weren't wearing underwear...It made for an interesting Friends Reunited page.
posted on 17/1/13
Did MC Hammer go to jail?
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I wonder if his strict rules on human contact were respected in prison showers
posted on 17/1/13
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