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Can't remember a feckin thing from the club we were in. I am told i was getting pretty intimate with a quite attractive bird, but honestly my mates could have told me i'm bummed a giraffe and i'd believe them.

Next thing i remember i was sitting in a flat on some bed and the hottest bird of the night was sat next to me staring at me and telling me bedtime stories.

Luckily i wasn't too facked to realise it was one of my mate's brother's birds

Went home for a sleep then woke up with two of my mates falling through my window in a fackin mess. So we drank again

Bottle and a half of rum

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posted on 17/2/13

Really can't hack the two/three day benders like i could before i worked full time.

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comment by JPB Voted #1 606 Poster of the decade "Get this guy a Pulitzer" (John Motson); "I want some of what he's on" (Peter Alliss); "And look at that ! there goes JPB" (Murray Walker) (U16152)

posted on 17/2/13

how many birds does your mate's brother have ?

Btw, I'm watching top gear, and they are reviewing a car. wtf ?

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posted on 17/2/13

Outcome 1 - They love your singing so much they let you out early with a pat on the buttocks.

Outcome 2 - They hate your singing so much they chuck you out early with a cow pat on the buttocks.

Jpb - Don't question the semantics of my stories

Watching TG too, drove a lovely astra a couple of weeks ago. Not quite as powerful as this though.

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