Jippo by name, jippo by nature

He probably wore at his big fat gypsy wedding!

Anither two missing fae the gate receipts, at Ibrox tonight

ASDA...every penny counts

TCD you only take orders aff pub people to go into shops!

11am TCD "AWRIGHT MUCKERS WIT CAN i GET YEES OOT THE FORGE asda THE DAY"

Patricia Doll "Kin ye get us a pair of two stripe for ma son for school TCD"

TCD " Aye nae bother hen £3.50, is that awright?"

Patricia Doll " you are just like a Parkhead Robon Hood"

TCD " I know Hen"

ETC ETC

You can imagine how it goes wee Pat asking for some knocked aff 3 for £10 meat and Mick asking for some coffee etc

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Venus, you could have saved yourself the trouble of typing all of that and said either a) "I'm at the game" or b) "I don't ever go to games"

One of them is bound to be spot on.

Teddy Boy I am in a continent you will never have the pleasure of visiting my man! Antartica!

Haud on a minute - why are all the berz not at their european game tonight

Is that where they keep Rangers frozen assets?

Teddy Boy I am in a continent

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Gee the boy a laxative FFS!

Antartica
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You got the lead in the new 'The Thing' movie then.

Antartica - caught diddling the meter again

have the pleasure of visiting my man! Antartica!

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Is that an exotic word furra loft

Patricia Doll " you are just like a Parkhead Robon Hood"

Robon hood or Robin hood? you can't come out with patter like that unless you can at least get the spelling right

Thats where I work for six months of the year trying to work out a way to save your bahookies from drowning.

Actually that with the whole ten points gap thing would probably be a blessing right now!

Teddy Boy I am in a continent you will never have the pleasure of visiting my man! Antartica!
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so you'll no be kissing much guys in celtic taps er there then

Celtic hiv a third tap?

Ah thoat they wore the same wan tae weddins, court appearance, funerals n ra buroo oaffice?

Well ther is a wee lassie who is a scientist fae Finland whos da is scottish and sadly supports yous lot, fair do's she has been to a few games with her old man over the years, but she is a bit of awright and she is one of my guys so I would kiss her!

but she is a bit of awright and she is one of my guys so I would kiss her!
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you don't know if she is a girl or a guy

she is one of my guys so I would kiss her!

no need to force yourself to do something that doesn't feel natural venus

we all know you like the boaby

She is definetley a girl, but she is one of the guys!

A really stunning geek type, glasses and all, if only she brushed her hair and all that.

She is definetley a girl, but she is one of the guys!
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So, is it Jamie Lee-Curtis?

Jmaie lee curtis had nice ones, I seen them in trading places!

Lenny - sounds like she's a rug muncher