Does this mean an end to your nocturnal activities on here?
A guy gets on an elevator where a woman is already a standing.
The door closes as the woman turns to the man, hits the emergency stop button, licks her lips, takes off her clothes and whispers in his ear " Make me feel like a woman!"
Without missing a beat the guy rips off his clothes , throws them down and says "quick, fold my clothes bi/tch!"
Possibly. Or may increase. My dissertation is going mental just now. So many emails from the green party and loads of cycle organisations. Leave me alone!
Oooo that just reminded me, I saw an advert on the back of a bus near me for some cycle initiative in Edinburgh. Is that anything to do with you?
Why would that be on the back of a bus near you? Depends what it is Kitty. Might be pedal on parliament or something. A lot of stuff going on that I don't care about but they are all emailing me.
Hope you aren't going to be pu.ssy-whipped Iain. - did I say that out loud?
I think you know what I mean.
This is my favourite. Reminds me of Rev, look away kitty......
A guy gets into a lift with a Lady.
Within seconds the lift breaks down and the couple are trapped. Time begins to pass by as they both wonder when they'll be rescued.
After 4 hours, fed up of the silence the man turns to the woman and asks "Can I Smell Your Va/gina?", the women, shocked at the question answers, "No!". So the guy replies "Oh, It Must Be Your Feet Then."
lols classic elevator humor.
http://www.edinburghbicycle.com/comms/site_events/cycle-maintenance.htm
I am jealous don't want to miss talking to you in the early hours.
<am laughing really> <disgusting>
Lol Alvin. Kitty I will still be up late. I hate cyclists now.
But August onwards I will be no more
You're having a new name ?
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Does this mean an end to your nocturnal activities on here?
posted on 17/6/13
A guy gets on an elevator where a woman is already a standing.
The door closes as the woman turns to the man, hits the emergency stop button, licks her lips, takes off her clothes and whispers in his ear " Make me feel like a woman!"
Without missing a beat the guy rips off his clothes , throws them down and says "quick, fold my clothes bi/tch!"
posted on 17/6/13
posted on 17/6/13
Possibly. Or may increase. My dissertation is going mental just now. So many emails from the green party and loads of cycle organisations. Leave me alone!
posted on 17/6/13
Oooo that just reminded me, I saw an advert on the back of a bus near me for some cycle initiative in Edinburgh. Is that anything to do with you?
posted on 17/6/13
Why would that be on the back of a bus near you? Depends what it is Kitty. Might be pedal on parliament or something. A lot of stuff going on that I don't care about but they are all emailing me.
posted on 17/6/13
Hope you aren't going to be pu.ssy-whipped Iain. - did I say that out loud?
posted on 17/6/13
Ha explain Kitty
posted on 17/6/13
I think you know what I mean.
posted on 17/6/13
what with mrs Barry?
posted on 17/6/13
This is my favourite. Reminds me of Rev, look away kitty......
A guy gets into a lift with a Lady.
Within seconds the lift breaks down and the couple are trapped. Time begins to pass by as they both wonder when they'll be rescued.
After 4 hours, fed up of the silence the man turns to the woman and asks "Can I Smell Your Va/gina?", the women, shocked at the question answers, "No!". So the guy replies "Oh, It Must Be Your Feet Then."
lols classic elevator humor.
posted on 17/6/13
http://www.edinburghbicycle.com/comms/site_events/cycle-maintenance.htm
posted on 17/6/13
I am jealous don't want to miss talking to you in the early hours.
posted on 17/6/13
yes alv, yes.
posted on 17/6/13
<am laughing really> <disgusting>
posted on 17/6/13
Lol Alvin. Kitty I will still be up late. I hate cyclists now.
posted on 17/6/13
Good
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posted on 17/6/13
But August onwards I will be no more
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WHAT ?????
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:O
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You're having a new name ?
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<ewww>
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