@ lenny

Sitting on my christmas grotto.

ZZ I will get you in the mood!

Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?
It's the time that every Santa has a ball
Does he ride a red nosed reindeer?
Does a 'ton up' on his sleigh
Do the fairies keep him sober for a day?
Chorus:
So here it is merry Christmas
Everybody's having fun
Look to the future now
It's only just begun
Are you waiting for the family to arrive?
Are you sure you got the room to spare inside?
Does your granny always tell ya that the old songs are the best?
Then she's up and rock 'n' rollin' with the rest
Chorus:
So here it is merry Christmas
Everybody's having fun
Look to the future now
It's only just begun
What will your daddy do
When he sees your Mama kissin' Santa Claus?
Ah ah
Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall?
Are you hoping that the snow will start to fall?
Do you ride on down the hillside in a buggy you have made?
When you land upon your head then you've been slayed
Chorus (3x)
So here it is merry Christmas
Everybody's having fun
Look to the future now
It's only just begun

the Arsenal board is fecking ridiculous again today...

no surprise that 'okezi' has turned up after a defeat again either.

Lenny - you will never get me in the mood to be a hypocrite. i am not christian, and i don't celebrate the birth of fictional characters. If i did, it'd be robin hood or zaphod beeblebrox, not some tool from 2000 years ago.

Xmas is not a good time for me. I will never be a happy chappy at that time of year, and i sure as hell don't want to hear about it for months beforehand.

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Oh ZZ bAH hUMBUG!

Jesus the man himself did exist dude...
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quite possibly, but he was the son of a slag who lied about having a fumble behind the cowshed, not of god, and was simply a guy who did a few nice things, which then got embellished over the course of the next few hundred years before the story got written down.

ZZ calm doon, we all know he is as make beleive as bogey man.

But it tis the season to be jolly(only time of year to get rat arrrsed every day until January and no one will judge you)

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I celebrate Christmas because it's Noel Edmonds birthday and every Christmas that passes is a year closer to his death.

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Jesus was no more than a hippy.

All his disciples were stoned off their faces, therefore distorting what they saw, leading to believing he worked miracles and stuff.

I enjoy it because i get to have a christmas poo as opposed to a normal one

Trust me, i have tried before to get into the spirit of things, but if anything trying to force myself to be jolly just makes matters worse.

Every year i get griefed to not spend it alone and go to someone's place.... and then feel guilty for not being jolly....

My mates are all coming back for christmas

then new year big pishh up!

apart from that Im not that fussed by it

Who wants to come over my for Christmas and get Gok Wan kered?

I'll get festive loo roll in for Digby and any other requests people may have to meet their needs.

mine*

I will be there!!!!

I knew I could count on you Digby