I once worked at Virgin Megastore and a customer wanted the 'Stan' CD single by Eminem.

I explained to him that we were out of stock to the popularity of the song. He then looked like he was going to cry and shouted at me "I DON'T WANT THE STUPID SONG ANYWAY!!!" and ran out crying

CCij, when your spam threads are removed, do you get an email telling you why, like BBC606 used to send?

How many times do you think this will happen, before the (thankfully) less WUM-tolerant people who own JA606, ban you AND your IP address?

that song really shocked me first time I heard it.
The scream's from the trunk scared me

newayneorder - Choice is a valued member of the Arsenal board and a long user of 606

Wayne are you capable of stringing a few words together without resorting to massive smilie illustrations???

Wayne is like an over excited child at a theme park, or when kids keep running around in a restaurant, all cocky and screaming. I've never worked at a theme park, I wouldn't know how to deal with him. Maybe stare wildly at his parents until they chilled him out.

I've never worked at a theme park,
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I worked at Summer once at Gulliver's Land. A child theme park. I was in control of the small roller coaster. Once a man got cross with me for "RUINING HIS FAMILIES DAY!!!" all because I laughed when his wife tripped.

She did fall in a comical fashion, she started falling and then didn't actually hit the ground after around 10 seconds. It was great, tripping and stumbling.

Anyway, he asked for my name so he can speak to my manager. For some reason the first name that came into my head was David Dunn. And he went away saying "OK, DAVID DUNN, ILL REMEMBER THAT!!!"

Doe Wayne really look like a guy with a plan? You know what he is? IHe is a dog chasing cars. He wouldn't know what to do with one if he caught it. You know, He just... does things.

lol @ Once a man got cross with me for "RUINING HIS FAMILIES DAY!!!" all because I laughed when his wife tripped.

giving a fake name used to be maddest thing at school.
Hard not to laugh, and they could always check your name in your homework diary. So you had to do it well.

Who is top of the premiership Wayne ?

did anyone watch fiva pitch on the pitch !

i wish i could have gone, i would have played footy at the other side.

still loving this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UJdC27uQKk&feature=feedf

I think that although this is an 'off topic' article. Do do the lack of actual football activity and the good nature of the article, I don't think it merits moderation. Without sounding too Facebooky, the site is also about providing a platform for the community of ex606ers.

I used to work for a boss who insisted on us refering to customers as Mr so an so or Mrs so an so.

That was fine until I had to attend a meeting with a customer called David Bean. Stopping my self laughing was nigh on impossible.

Once I went to shake a guys hand when he only had a left arm. Guess which arm i extended???

I got sacked from Boots for spanking my ex girlfriend lol.

Not so much a difficult customer but they all seemed to complain!

Must be weird only having one arm left, and its the left one that's left !

Worst thing when you have to try so hard not to find people names funny, and the guy in my local tesco express was a lazy eye, so awkward, I try just make normal day eye contact. just act normal. so hard.

I think that although this is an 'off topic' article. Do do the lack of actual football activity and the good nature of the article, I don't think it merits moderation. Without sounding too Facebooky, the site is also about providing a platform for the community of ex606ers.
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DID SOMEONE COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS ARTICLE????? Wayne?

I used to work on the checkouts these 2 women were having the "I was in the queue before you argument". When they got to the front I said to both of them I'll serve you when you decide who was 1st. Eventually one of them conceeded defeat. When serving her she said to me I'm going to report you to the manager. I asked why, she said "because you laughed at me".
What was i supposed to do? I had 2 grown women in front of me pushing & shoving each other over who's going to pay for their bread & milk first

I worked in a restaurant once and i was trying to just relax and have a few cheeky beers, when some rude boy comes up and is all like "Excuse me sir, could you take our order please?"

Those were difficult times.

who ever admitted defeat should have gone first !

Like if 2 kids say they own a toy, and you say I'll snap in 2 and you can both have a piece, the rightful owner always says NO, Let the other keep it. I don't want it to be hurt

Then you know who owns it ?????

I once rolled out of a club at 7am and I was on the early shift the next morning e.g. 7.30 or 8 cant remember now so I went straight to work totally buzzing off my t!ts!

I was the fastest cashier that day I swear and I chatted up every woman that came to my till. Lucky I didn;t get clocked as the store manager was an ex copper too!

I was the fastest cashier that day I swear and I chatted up every woman that came to my till. Lucky I didn;t get clocked as the store manager was an ex copper too!
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I was like that last thursday.....underestimated what i had taken the night before and was inexplicably hugging people at work the next morning.

My time is long gone for those days mate. I got to the point where any number did not work anymore. I knew then it was time to stop!

comment by oOgO0OnzOo© - Wénger's directéur dé la bánque (U1023)

Wayne are you capable of stringing a few words together without resorting to massive smilie illustrations???
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