Theo Walcott is dairy milk
Heskey is a chocolate kettle
Andy Carrol and Nando Torres are caviar, Lawro is bitter...
Miles Anderson - non alcoholic lager, pointless!
Jason Roberts is a starbar.
If I'm nuts Mr Pie then you sir are dried peyote.
Keith Andrews is a Tuc cracker. MGP is a vanilla smoothie.
S kean is worcester sauce crisps nobody likes them
"Jason Roberts is a Starbar"
But Starbars are amazing!
So is Jason Roberts! Ok, maybe not.
Worcester sauce Walkers are awesome Skin.
Nonsense, Worcester sauce flavoured crisps are excellent.
Nelsen = Kiwi?
(sorry)
Sorry but worcester sauce crisps are worst crisps ever
This is a fact based on a survey of 1
100% rate of truth in that case. Must be a fact.
Steve Kean
Baldi Haggis!! Shiny ,THICK skinned, tasteless and full of shat on the inside.
Sorry it should have read "Aldis Haggis"
jamie carragher is a beetroot
theo walcott is a walnut
andy carrol is a jawbreaker
steven gerrard is a salted peanut
vidic is a stick of rock
carlos tevez is a what i don't know but the fox that attacked it enjoyed it.
Tevez looks like an omelette that looks like sick.
True story!
Wes Brown is a baked bean.
Hernandez is a little green pea
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posted on 17/11/11
Theo Walcott is dairy milk
posted on 17/11/11
Furrgy is a sour grape.
posted on 17/11/11
Heskey is a chocolate kettle
posted on 17/11/11
Andy Carrol and Nando Torres are caviar, Lawro is bitter...
posted on 17/11/11
Miles Anderson - non alcoholic lager, pointless!
posted on 17/11/11
Jason Roberts is a starbar.
posted on 17/11/11
DD is...
Nuts
posted on 17/11/11
If I'm nuts Mr Pie then you sir are dried peyote.
posted on 17/11/11
Thanks
I'll google it!
posted on 17/11/11
N'Zonzi is weetabix!
posted on 17/11/11
Paul Scholes - Ginger
posted on 17/11/11
Keith Andrews is a Tuc cracker. MGP is a vanilla smoothie.
posted on 17/11/11
Colin Hendry - rock!
posted on 17/11/11
S kean is worcester sauce crisps nobody likes them
posted on 17/11/11
"Jason Roberts is a Starbar"
But Starbars are amazing!
posted on 17/11/11
So is Jason Roberts! Ok, maybe not.
Worcester sauce Walkers are awesome Skin.
posted on 17/11/11
Nonsense, Worcester sauce flavoured crisps are excellent.
Nelsen = Kiwi?
(sorry)
posted on 17/11/11
^ Awesome
posted on 17/11/11
Sorry but worcester sauce crisps are worst crisps ever
This is a fact based on a survey of 1
posted on 17/11/11
100% rate of truth in that case. Must be a fact.
posted on 17/11/11
Steve Kean
Baldi Haggis!! Shiny ,THICK skinned, tasteless and full of shat on the inside.
Sorry it should have read "Aldis Haggis"
posted on 17/11/11
jamie carragher is a beetroot
theo walcott is a walnut
andy carrol is a jawbreaker
steven gerrard is a salted peanut
vidic is a stick of rock
carlos tevez is a what i don't know but the fox that attacked it enjoyed it.
posted on 18/11/11
Tevez looks like an omelette that looks like sick.
True story!
posted on 18/11/11
Wes Brown is a baked bean.
posted on 18/11/11
Hernandez is a little green pea
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