Ba Selecta

An hour in conversation with Alan Pardew

Frimpong Merrily On High: Emmanuel Frimpong takes drugs with hilarious consequences.

Frimpong the Witch is Dead: While high Emmanuel Frimpong kills a woman he perceives to be a witch, with hilarious consequences.

Mary, Mungo and Midgley

Children's TV programme featuring a dog, a mouse and a former premiership referee who live in a high rise tower block and spend a lot of rime going up and down in the lift (one for the older readers)

Blue Peter

Crouchy gets the hump when he finds out John Terry has bought the house opposite him and Abbey

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River Cottage

Sol Campbell gets a contract at Fulham in the mistaken belief it's in Hampstead rather than Craven Cottage on the banks of the Thames, with hilarious consequences obviously.

CatchFraize

Watch Jackass on tour in Sunderland where striker Fraizer Campbell plays Russian roulette with Johnny Knoxville, a zipper and his family jewels. With eye watering consequences of course!!

Masinga Song for Europe


Phil Masinga and Rigobert Song discuss their entry for the 1998 Eurovision Song contest.

"Falco's Crest" - A four part mini-series featuring the former Spurs 'hit-man' and part-time graphic designer.

Episode 1: Mark is on the run after the rival 'Gooner' Gang finally discover thet he was responsible for the re-design of their beloved club crest in 2002. In the series opener, Mark seeks refuge from the 'Gooners' in a remote lodge located deep within a Californian vine-yard owned by a former business partner........

Balls of Steel,

Phil Babb harboured a secret desire to sing like Aled Jones and his dream comes true when he meets with post. It's a real tear jerker this one.

Blow Job: Joseph Desire Job has to find work as a rent boy to fund his massive coke addiction with hilarious consequences.

Babbylon 5

Phil Babb in overblown sci-fi dross.

'Life's Too Short' - A flly-on-the-wall style sit-com documenting the various misadventures of fomer Derby, Blackburn and Everton footballer Craig Short.

In this first episode, In a mix-up by his inept agent, Short get's mistaken for his name-sake Martin; Craig's re-make of 'Inner-Space' proves to an utter flop and during panto season the confusion over his name and stature results in an unfortunate appearance at The Winter Gardens, Margate - with hilarious consequences.....

Flo-Rider

Torre Andre Flo rides through America on his 3 wheeler trying to learn the cultures of the different states. He starts his journey on the streets of Harlem.




With rather dangerous consequences.

Rising cramp

A hilarious montage of footballers hitting the deck in agony due to the effects of playing injury time, one for the sadists.

Co ck and Bull

Pundits programme hosted by former Wolves hitman Steve Bull and Match Of The Day regular Mark Lawrenson.

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Galve thats brillaint.

Queiroz Folk

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Robins nest

Remake of the classic 70s sitcom, starring robin van persie as the hapless proprietor of an amsterdam coffee house, Also starring his 2 flatmates Anna(brothel madame) and Sylvia (drug dealer) not forgetting his colourful resident chef Ruud (people trafficker)

Is Harry on the Boat?

Quiz show in which Harry Redknapp has to guess with of the yachts in Monaco harbour contains a football agent with an obscure Croatian midfielder and an suitcase of used fifty pound notes. Guess right and you take home the jackpot!

De Gea Bear Bunch

Man U shot stopper hangs out in the wilds of Alaska with a pack of grizzlies...

(Obviously need to use the accent when saying his name...)

Is Harry on the Boat?
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Haha actually saw this a couple of nights ago (the danny dyer, will melloer version, not the criticaly acclaimed harry redknapp re-make), thought i was the only person to have ever watched this film!