What did we all get up to last night?

Watched Man City get robbed.
Watched something with Heston making gigantic food, yourself?

Played footy, scored a Gazza vs. Scotland goal then came home and did exactly the same.

I had to switch off Heston at the end, "By getting these people who don't usually eat breakfast to pay for this special breakfast experience with ridiculous sized food on a steam train, I really hope they reconsider the idea of sitting down to eat breakfast in the future."

I'm paraphrasing but it was an entertaining freak show Heston, not a bloody social experiment you batty tít.

Yeah i thought the fact that he didn't even use egg for his giant egg

I was expecting everything made properly but huge, not a mango replacement yolk

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Rap, i thought about that, 30mins! if i had 30mins i wouldn't be skipping breakfast

And i thought exactly the same thing about the big sausage!

The only thing i really thought was good was the sausage tomatos...i'll probably watch next week though

RAP

Superb rant sir, but I'm ashamed to say the idea of mixing cereal had never occurred to me

It shall be rectified soon.

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'ooh, better make sure I leave myself a spare 30 minutes in case some twátty looking freak stops me between trains to try his giant sausage?'

This is my favourite sentence ever

Rap, don't be too amazed though, they made it clear they are making the worlds biggest Ice cream cone and the actual ice cream looked like wool

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Im hungry

Also, with the giant Shreddie, why did they have to eat it with giant spoons? It looked so uncomfortable. Watching that fella stuff that girthy soldier in to his gob turned my stomach

The worst bit was when one of the guys at the egg let a bit drop from his mouth into the egg again !

Morning all

I can't stand Heston and I really wouldn't like him to cook for me.....if I want my head fúcked i'll watch Derren Brown...if I fancy a fry up guess what baldy I actually want a fry up

Depends who's cooking the fry up, some people destroy bacon by leaving it to go crispy

Didi i believe it's your question time

rather it be crispy but still bacon than it be something totally different.....He annoys me with his chemistry lessons cannae be safe some of the stuff he does

Depends who's cooking the fry up, some people destroy bacon by leaving it to go crispy

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This! So much this.

If you don't like fat on your bacon, trim it off, don't cremate it in the pan, it just ruins perfectly good bacon. It shrinks to half the size and goes crunchy. Why would you prefer that to a juicy, supple piece of meat?

Also, the fat is the most flavourful part of bacon.

Question coming.

Morning

Tbh most of his tricks are...
"we'll instantly freeze it in liquid nitrogen"

Last answer was HG Wells, which reminds me of Hicks & Gilette

They used to own Liverpool, but of which Premier League club is Sir Chips Keswick a 0.3% stakeholder?

Villa