how else would you open it?

We obviously took the píss so the next day he goes, "So how would you open it then?"

We sat there and said "Just open the flaps and just pull at the corners."

He did it, but ended up pulling at the adjacent corners, rather than the opposite ones. I had to get up and do it for him before I had a brain haemorrhage.

our soft lad asked the worlds greatest question yesterday as we were leaving....an other lad we work with has a car on a lease (like what i'm intending on doing) his lease is up in September so has to find a new car......soft lad asks "will the new car have to be white too? or can you have it in a different colour?"

That all sounds so familiar.

It's the fact that almost every question he asks when you're telling a story is completely irrelevant.

If he ever leaves the city I will be amazed. Proper little Englander.

Is "Office Soft Lad" a departmental requirement north of the Watford Gap?

he's not called Gary is he? think anyone with a name like that Gary,Barry they all puzzle me....I can't help but call his name in a scouse accent

He's called Phil, I'd like to say something about all Phil's being stupid but that's my name

I've not seen any evidence to the contrary Haak.

Worst part is he's shíte at his job, has no real qualifications but somehow keeps getting bigger pay rises (proportionally) than the rest of us.

He's a mate, but if I was in charge he'd be updating his CV as we speak.

'our Barry'

I prefer Didi to Phil. Sounds better in a Scouse accent too.

I always think of Barroi as being in a brummie accent.

Kenny, Paul and Jay seem to be the main ones here.

Of course where I come from it's all Quentins, Percivals and Algernons.

I prefer Didi to Phil

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I'm not surprised, the real me is actually a 13 yr old wánking machine on his summer hols.

Didi is my cool online persona.

My old tennis coach in Liverpool was called Tarquin

I have a cousin from down that London called Alexander very posh you know...till he opens his mouth and he's proper east end

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my mates nemesis he has an LTA ranking better than my mate and does coaching is called Thomas Hole...altough he ends up being called Tom Arseholé

Real shame Mr Hole's first name doesn't begin with A.

my ex used to have a client in her salon called Paul Ness

"hello this is Mr P Ness" harsh childhood that...tho not as bad as Sam Janus's dad Hugh

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http://www2.lta.org.uk/Search/PlayerSearch/PlayerDetails.htm?Id=1-WB-78883&BSMGuid=3a7dfb70-833a-4f13-854a-a77a042e3f7e

Coach

RAP

What were the parents thinking?

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Kid at one of the schools near me is called Drew Peacock. Not Andrew, Drew.

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