sorry dude I'm on me way out hope your keeping well tho
Always preferred that Didi bloke
Sleep deprived
How about you?
Unlucky. 10:00AM yesterday! 15 minutes ago today.
Yeah I'm fine buddy, just going to take a shower whilst my Wide makes breakfast. Back in 5.
morning lads.....LRF do not smell Didi's fingers
Didi Nah. She's 'alright'.
I'll make sure I keep away Tino. How's you?
Lovely refreshing shower and perfectly prepared toasted teacakes to start your morning.
I'm praying we have too many for football tonight so I can cry off and sleep.
I presume dinner went well Didi
It did Tino. I was a little bit worse for wear having been out Fri and Sat, but managed to hold it together. Hardest part was keeping in the hangover farts, I was in agony at times.
Shuffling on your chair like a bítch
She nipped the loo at one point and I swear I let out a rippler that lasted 30 secs at least.
She made it pretty clear early on I was ok to stay over, so made myself comfortable. I never know whether to believe them when they say this but I was denied by her aunt Flo, she made up for that though with a completely unsolicited flute rendition.
Hardest part was keeping in the hangover farts, I was in agony at times.
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Flashbacks
Biggest result of the night was after thinking after our first date, that while she had a cracking figure, she was maybe a little lightweight up top, turned out she was smuggling a pair of epic bristols
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Got a fixed penalty notice for píssíng in the street on Friday though
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my mate got done for píssin up a war memorial in Walsall...that didn't go down to well
Luckily I had my mate in the background telling the police he had it all on camera if they needed evidence against me
They actually thanked me for being polite to them, apparently no-one ever just accepts the fine.
Mine was on a church Tino
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posted on 26/7/13
Tino ..erm
Tino
posted on 26/7/13
sorry dude I'm on me way out hope your keeping well tho
posted on 26/7/13
Always preferred that Didi bloke
posted on 29/7/13
Tippy
Morning lads
posted on 29/7/13
Morning Didi, you ok?
posted on 29/7/13
Sleep deprived
How about you?
posted on 29/7/13
Unlucky. 10:00AM yesterday! 15 minutes ago today.
Yeah I'm fine buddy, just going to take a shower whilst my Wide makes breakfast. Back in 5.
posted on 29/7/13
Apologies there. Wife.*
posted on 29/7/13
Big girl is she?
posted on 29/7/13
morning lads.....LRF do not smell Didi's fingers
posted on 29/7/13
Didi Nah. She's 'alright'.
I'll make sure I keep away Tino. How's you?
posted on 29/7/13
Morning Tino
posted on 29/7/13
Lovely refreshing shower and perfectly prepared toasted teacakes to start your morning.
posted on 29/7/13
I'm praying we have too many for football tonight so I can cry off and sleep.
posted on 29/7/13
I presume dinner went well Didi
posted on 29/7/13
It did Tino. I was a little bit worse for wear having been out Fri and Sat, but managed to hold it together. Hardest part was keeping in the hangover farts, I was in agony at times.
posted on 29/7/13
Shuffling on your chair like a bítch
posted on 29/7/13
She nipped the loo at one point and I swear I let out a rippler that lasted 30 secs at least.
She made it pretty clear early on I was ok to stay over, so made myself comfortable. I never know whether to believe them when they say this but I was denied by her aunt Flo, she made up for that though with a completely unsolicited flute rendition.
posted on 29/7/13
Hardest part was keeping in the hangover farts, I was in agony at times.
-
Flashbacks
posted on 29/7/13
Biggest result of the night was after thinking after our first date, that while she had a cracking figure, she was maybe a little lightweight up top, turned out she was smuggling a pair of epic bristols
posted on 29/7/13
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posted on 29/7/13
Got a fixed penalty notice for píssíng in the street on Friday though
posted on 29/7/13
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posted on 29/7/13
my mate got done for píssin up a war memorial in Walsall...that didn't go down to well
posted on 29/7/13
Luckily I had my mate in the background telling the police he had it all on camera if they needed evidence against me
They actually thanked me for being polite to them, apparently no-one ever just accepts the fine.
Mine was on a church Tino
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